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I Interrupt This Pending Decapitation for an Important Message

Something came up and I need to be whisked away. Do not worry, I am not under arrest for murder, or anything like that. I am just busy right now and really do not have the time to see if my wager of my head is going to pan out or not.

So, let’s just continue this bet for tomorrow, shall we? I am sure it will make for a great drama, all of my ardent haters hoping and praying for my final demise.

At any rate, markets look truly wonderful now, off by 150 and deepening. There’s nothing in this tape that suggests danger, so feel free to seek out fresh and new ideas for investments.

I’ll see you fuckers later. The executioner, that being me, is going to have to wait another day.

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16 comments

  1. Marc David

    You son of a …. conejo

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  2. it is showtime

    You guys allowed boombust again. 3rd time in 19 years.
    How pathetic-ly fucking stupid. Per credit market and fed withdrawal
    It will be coming back down. You do actually realize the higher you go now doesn’t change that
    You do realize that. Right…
    https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-28/bonds-finally-noticed-what-going-stocks-are-next

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    • numbersgame

      Weren’t you banned?

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    • sarcrilege

      At over 350% above the mean, stock investors are currently paying significantly more for a unit of economic growth than at any time in the last 70 years; however, instead of going down, counter-intuitively, the mawket will go even higher as investors switch from public debt to private equity. Similar as Venezuela, Zimbabwe, etc. for recent examples:
      https://tinyurl.com/ycgowm2b

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  3. husaria

    Just throw yourself off building instead.

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  4. john_galt

    off with your parts

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  5. sarcrilege

    I am so relieved to know that the PM market is not manipulated and rigged; because there were idiots saying for decades that it was.
    https://tinyurl.com/y8yc7z9w
    And, btw, the stock markets are not rigged either.

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    • ironturd

      Spoofing is not the same as rigged markets you anti-semitic lonely fuckass

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      • numbersgame

        Sometimes anti-semitic fucakasses are right.

        ironturd, you do realize that people like you are a big part of the present political dischord, right? Now of course the Great and Terrible Trump is a much bigger part of it, but anyone that judges people’s opinions by who that person is rather than what that peron is saying is making America a worse place to live.

        So if you are disagrreing just for the sake of it, waht is your defintion of a rigged market?

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        • ironturd

          It’s so cute when you play defend the nazi on the message boards

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          • numbersgame

            If the “nazi” said “Turmp is a terrible president and Obama was so much better”,
            1) Would you agree with that statement?
            2) Would you consider your agreement as “defending the nazi”?

            In fact, let’s simplify further. If sarc stated, “Spoofing is not the same as rigged markets”, would you consider your agreement with that statement as defending a nazi?

            Think about that, then read this again:
            “anyone that judges people’s opinions by who that person is rather than what that peron is saying is making America a worse place to live.”

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    • numbersgame

      The good news is that the banks have probably learned their lesson. For example, UBS was fined $1.6 billion dollars – oh wait, sorry, $1.6 *million*. That really stings for a company that made $3.2 B in profit.

      If the bank was part of the 40-hour week middle class, this would be like docking them for 1 hour of work…

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      • sarcrilege

        It’s the precedent that matters. actual traders are being charged. However, that being said, this could be JPM/Goldman/etc. getting rid of competition so US banks could rig the PM market solo on their terms and pocket all gains themselves.

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  6. s.k.

    CAP sucks his own dick. Fly gets beheaded. The market always wins.

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  7. numbersgame

    On Fly’s upcoming height-reduction surgery:
    “The King (of ibankcoin) is dead. Long live the King.”

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  8. 4fl3x

    oh oh, the Pineapple Apple Coffin…

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