I am so confident of a late day rally, I am wagering my own head in return for nothing at all. To be clear, I will take a guillotine to my own head and cut it clean off my shoulders should the market not close green. If I win, nothing happens.
Sounds reasonable?
I know some of you will try to talk me out of it, fearing a great talent might be lost for something as meaningless as a late day rally. But you need to calm down and have faith that Le Fly knows exactly what he’s doing at all times and cannot lose, as dictated by the laws of nature. Even when I am losing, I am actually winning.
The Dow is currently down by 75 and the dollar gains have been cut in half and the deficit in oil actually the same. There is a certain bleakness casting its gloom over today’s tape, with just 31% of stocks higher for the session.
My quantitative portfolio is down 0.7% today and is scheduled to be updated this Wednesday. All signs point to a weaker close — which is precisely why I am wagering, with my very own head, we will rally, AND MORE, into the bell.
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This is eerily reminiscent of the time CAP offered to suck his own cock if the market closed green.
We all know what happened to that cocksucker.
He sucked his down cock.
Have faith in the late day rally Gods.
Will this be on Youtube?
Please blink three time if you are still self aware after decapitation.
LMAO
guillotine…rusted
Just the dick will do. We need to keep you alive for our own entertainment.
Gotta top tick the market somehow. This will do I suppose.
BOOM you better be able to regrow a new one
How soon after close will skinny neck be cut?
i will sew you back together, the monster fly frankenstein lives on !
slope of hope or…slop.