If I had a flame-thrower available to me as a teenager, I would of assuredly burned down my apartment and accidentally charred friends. Elon Musk is now selling flamethrowers, that emit flames under 10 ft, via his Boring Company website. While I do want one and probably will buy one, I need to ask the question that all of us are thinking right now.
How many people will die from Elon Musk’s Boring Company flamethrower?
Musk then proceeded to have fun on Twitter, whilst shilling for his deadly weapons.
The Boring Company flamethrower guaranteed to liven up any party! https://t.co/n2FiZimJia
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
Obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
Unless you like fun
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
You’d need millions of zombies for a so-called “apocalypse” anyway. Where would I even get a factory big enough to make so many!?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
ATF says any flamethrower with a flame shorter than 10 ft is A-ok. Our design is max fun for least danger. I’d be way more scared of a steak knife.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
For a limited time only, Musk is selling 20,000 flamethrowers to a weapon crazed, psychotropic filled, ‘Merica.
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Might as well sell fire extinguishers as accessories at the same time.
Shit… You can have way more fun with a can of WD-40 and a lighter than with that feeble thing
Pffffft.!
Yeah. Big city queers can and do burn down shit with a fucking bic. All the time. One can not put the country in the city. Impossible. Stunted to reality.
Only ten feet? I could hot rod a weed burner and get better than that. I want a real flame thrower.
It’s called a blow torch. He should show these kids some real fun and make potatoed guns.
Marketing genius.
Fucking idiot, actually. Living on borrowed time, throwing out shit like this while promising vapor like his truck and his tunnel under Los Angeles.
My guess is Zero people will die since obviously it’ll never be sold.
In any case, flame throwers don’t kill people, people kill people.
Between this and the accidental sex party I think it’s time Elon stepped away from the cocaine straw
Anyone who has played games knows all you would get is flaming zombies, which are 10x worse.
“Don’t believe anything Elon Musk says” – Steve Wozniak