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BitcoinFAGS, Prepare to Be Displaced by Ethereum

The price of ethereum is rising sharply this evening, quickly and fervently catching up in market cap to Bitcoin. At the time of this post, ETH is at $1,248 with a market cap of $121 billion. Bitcoin is at $11,788 with a market cap of $198 billion.

More importantly, shitcoins are running higher in tandem. I’m presently exploring the purchase of a 4th alt-coin, to go alongside my portfolio of STORJ, ELF, and INS.

HINT: I’m interested in storage.

Dow futures are +55, Nasdaq +9. Nothing can stop us from achieving monetary greatness. I want all of you to participate in this rally, so that you too can survive on a champagne diet this summer — cavort around the country, hedonistically dining at all of the finest restaurants. Don’t forget to snap picture of said food items before eating them — because nothing says “I’m living the life” like an aesthetic photo of a Beef Wellington drenched in a red wine reduction.

Sadly, Le Fly must head out soon, off to do his Sunday grocery shopping. Aside from building an Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) for offensive purposes only, I also enjoy to both eat and prepare fine foods.

Heading into the week, I favor MYSZ, VNET, JT, FTK, and NUGT — but that all could change as events unfold in real time.

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7 comments

  1. moosh

    I went on a shitcoin purchase frenzy last night whilst listening to an insane Austin city starring run the jewels. Eth, eos, xrp and storj .

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  2. moosh

    Ins site looks shady as shit. And what the fuck does elf even do?

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    • sarcrilege

      similar shit as petshop dot com – promises of untold riches. does it even matter anymore what it actually does for as long as the white paper sounds like science fiction and has fewer than dozen grammatical errors in it?

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  3. zusch

    You do your own shopping broke ass?

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  4. Dr. Fly

    If you do not procure you’re own food, you are an idiot.

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  5. kdogg1787

    I simply cant order an avocado from peapod. Hashtag no trust

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