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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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BITCOIN BURNS, MARKETS TOPPING OUT — TIME TO HEDGE

Hedging my portfolio of absolute shit, I bought some SOXS — shorting semis 3x. Also, I banned my first person on iBC in over two years, not because he was annoying or stupid, but because he exhibited signs of acute mental illness.

If there’s one thing I will not tolerate in these hallowed halls it is acute mental fucking illness.

However, now that the genie is out of the bag again, I am optimistic that I can begin banning people in earnest — for any reason at all. Look at me sideways…BAM — fucking banned. Leave a bad stock pick in the comments section…BAM — you’re fucking out of here.

The golden era of iBankCoin is happening now and I am befit with an immense amount of verve and talent, coupled with a venomous attack mode that was designed, by nature, to discard the weak bodied out from my sphere of influence. Beta males aren’t welcomed here — we punch your jaws loose for sport.

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10 comments

  1. frog2

    if you wanna die of laughter check out 4chan /biz

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  2. john_galt

    Had to login just to tell you to go eat a dick, fucking snowflake

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  3. sarcrilege

    doesn’t look too good for bitcoin. nor the other shitcoins. now what? where are all the shitcoin pumpers today to tell us this is just a flesh wound.
    oh, congrats to all who bought bitcoin @$20K on the way to MUH $100K.

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  4. gatorsun

    MYSZ keep an eye on it

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  5. indie

    fuck for a minute I thought you banned I-suck-my-own-cock sarc. disappointed…

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  6. numbersgame

    “Beta males aren’t welcomed here — we punch your jaws loose for sport.”

    So what exactly is an alpha male vs. a beta male?

    For example, if there was somone that always followed the crowd and did not contradict their leader, would that be an alpha male or a beta male?
    Someone that blindly followed the authorities and or someone who protested for their rights?
    A guy who drinks a drink with an umbrella in it becuase it tastes good or a guy who drink beers just because everybody else does and they are afraid of being mocked?

    Seems to me that alphas usually think they are the wolves, but more often they are the sheep.

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    • probucks

      Get down or lay down bitch! We alpha males look the way you wanna look, fuck the way you wanna fuck, are smart, capable, and most importantly, are free in all the ways that you are not.

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      • numbersgame

        And you WISH you were Tyler Durden but IRL probably more like Bob Paulsen, an obese low-IQ lemming.

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    • bob smith

      “So what exactly is an alpha male vs. a beta male?”

      If you have to ask, it means you’re a beta male. K?

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