iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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ONE HUNDRED PERCENT INCREMENTS FOR LIFE

Crypto mining is causing electricity grids to blow out, globally. If you think about it, crypto mining is the essence of human stupidity — digging for something virtual, made up out of thin air, simply for the purposes of profit. So people will freeze to death, potentially, because some bedroom billionaire ravaged the grid with his 24hr per day crypto mining operation.

I like the idea of future humans traveling back in time to give us cryptos, forcing us, via greed, to upgrade our processing power, efficiency, and electrical power grid to one day save the human race from extinction. I like that idea because the reality is just so fucking stupid. Nevertheless, here we are, vaping into the winter winds, running fast, with gigantic avocados falling out of our pockets.

I banked today — and step into tomorrow’s trading day long a sundry of high risk gambits. I’m stoically high key excited to see my oils trade tomorrow. Other than that, expect the blockchain to proceed — spitting out new winners. But you’ve got to be lightening speed fast. Read the news. Laugh at the news. Take your 120% profit. Find the next one.

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20 comments

  1. ysuckktllarte

    You bagged everyone with a bunch of gay bagholder faggot names then ran away for 5 hours.

    I smell a fraud

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  2. ysuckktllarte

    Nice ghetto trash you admire there./

    should be picking fukking cotton

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    • Dr. Fly

      I can tell your Mother and retarded Father instilled values in you from young. Back to your trailer park son, hurry up before it gets dark.

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      • ysuckktllarte

        You need to stop sucking the wang of @madaznfootballr

        I hear you’re his gay luva

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        • Dr. Fly

          Sorry, no idea who that is.

          I bet you were dropped hard on your head as a kid. Did you even look at all my stocks, son? All of them are up from earlier today, when I vanished for 5 hours, to enjoy fine dining.

          What did you eat for lunch? Let me guess…

          I can smell the popped corn.

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          • bourbonbarrel

            Pelican Room FTW! Up bigger than I’ve ever been with the tools and advice in Exodus! Fuck these peasants who do not join!

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  3. Marc David

    Ripple XRP .. +1 Coinspeak for not giving this much attention.

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  4. nemesis

    Fucking love this shite.. Cheers Fly

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  5. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    12631 was full of dead carcasses today. Literally looked like a Dexter kill room as we sashayed on a murderous rampage through Blockchain land. Like the Vikings landing on your island, we raped and pillaged egregious gains all day from unsuspecting crypto names. Tomorrow we ride again!

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  6. sarcrilege

    Wrong hypothesis. These time-traveling humans are NOT advising to get into cryptos but into this in order to save the BEST of human race from extinction:
    https://tinyurl.com/y8fzw46k

    Let’s see what’s in Fort Knox. Yellow painted tungsten, if that…

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    • fryguy15

      The Ruskis would never advertise their actual horde

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      • bob smith

        True that. They probably hold multiples of that. They know value, like China, which is sustainable.

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  7. waldo s

    Remember LNN? It’s on the hundo roll.

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