Like idiots, the nerds at CES are in the dark now — trying to show off their high tech gadgets with zero electricity.
BREAKING: Power goes out at CES, the largest consumer electronics show in the world. pic.twitter.com/SpClpe8Fjk
— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) January 10, 2018
I have a theory on how this happened.
$WATT
Those fuckers are trying to peddle wireless electricity over there.
Here’s WATT during last year’s CES presentation, charging remote controls, and shit, trying to garner some attention in their little shitty corner.
Rumor has it, WATT brought a big amplifier this year and fucking toasted the whole convention, microwaving balls en masse, causing electricity to vanish from the arena.
From the $WATT presentation at CES, which led to the destruction of CES pic.twitter.com/YyiXPuHekA
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) January 10, 2018
In other news, DPW is above $3 now. You’re welcome.
$DPW to the moon!
Great call.
Might as while buy breakouts while it lasts.
Got in it early thanks to the savvy gentlemen’s trading tips on Exodus! That trading room is on fire lately.
I am relieved it was $WATT and not Putin. Or was it Putin?
Ohm my god! I hope they currently resist the temptation to volt out of the building.
https://youtu.be/gJ1Mz7kGVf0
Microwaving balls!!!!! Omg!! another belly laugh to the Fly’s credit!!