Sold Out of $SLCA Because it Was ‘Too Quality’ — Replaced it With a Flaming Barrel of Shit

So I was up nearly $3 on my SLCA purchase that I made last week. Problem with the stock: it doesn’t move in 100% increments — my preferred mode of transport. While you fuckers move digitally, I’m analogging my way towards a massive headstone — aka rich as fuck by death. That is my end game, after all; becoming as rich as possible towards the end of my life — then donating all of my money to some preposterous cause that will foment a great blight in some well to do area in the United States.

I also sold my JNUG, which crawled all the way back near my basis. It actually threatened, even menaced me, with a loss — so I quickly sold it and then guzzled down a glass of coconut cream. Did you know there are only ~500 calories in a nice tall glass of coconut cream?

Replacing those two stocks, I bought NETE — not because I like the company or ‘feel good’ about it’s prospects — but because of the chart. Yes, indeed, I bought NETE, mind you, because I enjoyed gazing into the chart — caressing its moving averages and they spoke to me in very kind and gentle words: “psst, over here, asshole. Buy me because my chart is breaking out.”

So I did it and that’s that.

Aside from that, I have two other names performing well: KBSF and NCTY, both of who also have some very nice and splendid charts.