The SEC Mocks Cryptofags

In recent weeks, we’ve seen so many absolute faggots change their Twitter handles to ‘Blockchain This’ ‘Blockchain That’. Here’s the Forth Worth SEC pushing against that horseshit — smugly mocking them in an apparent episode of levity — perhaps taking a brief break from going after penny stock peddlers, while ignoring bigger fish worth frying.

We’re contemplating adding “Blockchain” to our name so we’ll increase our followers by 70,000 percent.

— SEC Fort Worth (@FortWorth_SEC) January 8, 2018

What wonderful market.