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Morning Poppers (Oprah is Too Fat to Be President Edition)

I’ve had enough of the celebrity President thing. For example, I like The Rock too much to possibly want to hate him as my President. Also, Oprah is fat as fuck — way too out of shape to launch ICBMs at N. Korea. After Trump, the country will be properly primed for a professional liar again, a standard run of the mill statesman. Agreed?

Futures are slightly higher and oil is strong. You want to get long oil — because the seasonality Gods say so. Buying oil from December through March is the best time to own it.

I am long SLCA, BBG, SN and FTK — because they are going the fuck higher.

Year to date, large cap tech is where the real money has been going — which is exactly where Exodus quant is invested.

Here are this morning’s headlines.

Helios & Matheson announced that MoviePass surpasses 1.5 mln subscribers
Wells Fargo upgraded to Buy from Hold at Sandler O’Neill
Amazon target raised to $1400 from $1200 at Piper Jaffray
GoPro target lowered to $4 at Dougherty & Company; maintain Sell

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4 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Oprah Winfrey may be way out of shape and fat for now to launch nukes but no doubt the deep state would whip this Oprah butterball into shape in no time. She just needs a weight loss buddy like Melissa McCarthy, Dr. Oz to supervise and WeighWatchers running the administration.

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  2. joyous__ending

    Many folks forget one of the traits that Trump possessed…physical endurance and drive.
    A year on the road from village to mega American cities with daily speeches and appearances, he dressed sharp and looked good the whole way. Many of these celebrities think they can hack this pace, but they will soon find they don’t have what it takes. Trump also understood global business and government, many of these celebrities have zero ability to discuss policy beyond a rudimentary level.

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    • numbersgame

      Yes, Trump is like, really fit and stuff, and, like, a genius. Also, Oprah is a girl and has cooties.

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