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Gentlemen, Prepare for Nuclear Armageddon; Trump Becomes First President to Menace Another World Leader with Nuclear War on Twitter

Our shit-poster in chief, a man who is actively seeking to destroy FAKE NEWS from publishing the great many lies he likes to tell, has just upped the ante on social media — becoming the first leader of a country to menace another with nuclear war via Twitter.

Where does this end? At the ass end of a bomb shelter, apparently.

Thank heavens Hillary didn’t get elected, otherwise we might be barreling towards some sort of inane nuclear showdown with a shit tier country who has nothing at all to do with America’s national interests.

In lighter news, the President will also be handing out “DISHONEST and CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS” this year for fake news manufacturers. How wonderful and gracious of him to do so.

What the fuck is going on here?

Nasdaq futures are +3.

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8 comments

  1. bobbin4apples

    The same “fake news” ABC that put out something about Flynn testifying against Trump and causing the market to crash -300 in 2 min.? ($UVXY seemed like a good trade at the time)

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  2. sarcrilege

    You gotta give it to Trump – the first prez who gets up to have fun on the job by harassing, demeaning, ridiculing and menacing his pompous opponents; and driving them nuts while entertaining public despite the deep state that wants him down and out.

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  3. ironbird

    Haha. The Orange one. Wars are not started like cat fights in fucking Walmart by two ignorant obese ebt “housewives”. Cock and balls knows that.

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  4. sweetbillyv

    His Twitter game getting strong! Lmao!

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  5. stries

    Why am I laughing hysterically at this? It’s like the movie Stepbrothers in real life. “I’m pretty sure my balls just touched your drum set”.

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  6. active shooter

    Winning!!

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  7. cancel19

    Well, there wasn’t a Twitter back then. They use to do it by slamming a shoe on a podium in the U.N.

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