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WE ADDED OVER 100 NASDAQS TO THE NATIONAL REGISTRY TODAY

Crypto currencies are through the god damned roof, propelling the collective market cap to over $670 billion. All of you ham and eggers waiting for Bitcoin to implode will need to wait a little bit longer. Meanwhile, stocks jumped higher by 100 Dow and 100 Nasdaqs — all but eviscerating shorts and subjugating them to fag-boxes, by which they will float in space indefinitely.

My Quant holdings rose by more than 1.4% and gold was the standout — making my JNUG an extreme winner today. With crude above $60, you should all get long oil stocks now, else miss out on what could become the single best trade of the year — piece of shit oil stocks.

I am long SN and BBG.

Once again, the standouts were crypto-proxies, led by names like BURG, GROW, TEUM, NETE, LTEA and SIEB. I was going to buy SIEB earlier today, but opted for the hamburger joint instead. Truth be told, BURG has a lot of upside left in here. You’ll find that out soon enough. Inside Exodus, we’re trading these fuckers all day. I’ve corralled them in one space and watch over them like my children.

I booked one trade today, a 20% winner in XNET, and have an interest in buying more BURG tomorrow morning. We live in the very best of times — might as well profit from it with extreme recklessness.

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11 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    good riddance to bad rubbish

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  2. it is showtime

    Rule #1
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    If you walk like a penguin or duck, always preface that just prior to initiating movement

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  3. cancel19

    Message to all Debbie Downers, let the party run as far as it wants. What’s it to ya?

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    • it is showtime

      it’s a ruse

      secondly, it doesnt matter, youre merely stretching the levels further and further from reality

      re: shiller

      the ongoing chart is irrefutable

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  4. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Its all upside from here.

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    • it is showtime

      Look at the intraday. Magically the cornerning of hillary and co. is starting to really tighten. Look at the intraday.
      it’s machines that have obvious-preprogramming on them
      doing what would never-in-hell happen without that master programming

      Endgame has been proceeding through the last several months.
      as ive been saying

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      • s.k.

        You’ve been saying that for literally years now. You at some point in time will be vindicated, because nothing goes straight up forever, but that is absolutely terrible money management to commit to an idea and hold firm even when reality clearly says otherwise. What’s the point of being a perma-bear, or perma-bull anyways? The whole point of investing/trading in the market is to turn a profit. What other reason do you have?

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        • it is showtime

          What do you think the rebuttal to your statement would have been at the start of 1930. Or. 2010?

          “just turn a profit” “at any expense to society” “and intellectual honesty”
          I have -railed- on the stupefying defects of human nature throughout these yrs

          I turned very quickly, a year or two before saying-so on here, to a conspiracy notion on programming and control of the indexes. Never said it was definitively correct but is it most likely correct? Yeah. I did not say the same thing from the start, the context clearly adjusted to a stock market that was being, rigged? Make sense as a permabear who is not simply droning on like a robot?

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  5. Dr. Fly

    No turning back.

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  6. flyaway17

    Aside from the crypto plays, look at Target, eviscerated after earnings in November, it has rallied to mid-60s since. Dunkin Donuts also running. I’m long both along with Apple. Just a great day today.

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  7. heaterman

    Oil will be “The BIG DEAL” this year if the Iranian people manage to send that child molester packing.

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