Report: Democrats Are About to Hang for Debunked Trump Dossier

So many of you are triggered to the point of feverish insanity. What sort of subhuman will you become when Trump is vindicated from all Russian collusion claims and the DOJ starts tossing faggots into dank prison cells for ginning up fake intelligence reports to take down a President?

Tom Sperry from the NY Post is out with a report tonight, stating the Senate is about to ramp up their efforts in investigating the birthplace of the debunked Trump-Russian dossier, the one thar claimed germophobe Trump enjoyed getting urinated on by Russian hookers. For democrats, this might lead to a Mortal Kombat fatality move if implicated. Criminal charges might rain fire upon them — like the second coming of Jesus. Many of you still believe said dossier was, in fact, correct. To those people, dare I say, prove it…faggot.

The Senate Judiciary Committee earlier this month threatened to subpoena the firm, Fusion GPS, after it refused to answer questions and provide records to the panel identifying who financed the error-ridden dossier, which was circulated during the election and has sparked much of the Russia scandal now engulfing the White House.

What is the company hiding? Fusion GPS describes itself as a “research and strategic intelligence firm” founded by “three former Wall Street Journal investigative reporters.” But congressional sources say it’s actually an opposition-research group for Democrats, and the founders, who are more political activists than journalists, have a pro-Hillary, anti-Trump agenda.

“These weren’t mercenaries or hired guns,” a congressional source familiar with the dossier probe said. “These guys had a vested personal and ideological interest in smearing Trump and boosting Hillary’s chances of winning the White House.”

Fusion GPS was on the payroll of an unidentified Democratic ally of Clinton when it hired a long-retired British spy to dig up dirt on Trump. In 2012, Democrats hired Fusion GPS to uncover dirt on GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney. And in 2015, Democrat ally Planned Parenthood retained Fusion GPS to investigate pro-life activists protesting the abortion group.

More, federal records show a key co-founder and partner in the firm was a Hillary Clinton donor and supporter of her presidential campaign.

In September 2016, while Fusion GPS was quietly shopping the dirty dossier on Trump around Washington, its co-founder and partner Peter R. Fritsch contributed at least $1,000 to the Hillary Victory Fund and the Hillary For America campaign, Federal Election Commission data show. His wife also donated money to Hillary’s campaign.

Property records show that in June 2016, as Clinton allies bankrolled Fusion GPS, Fritsch bought a six-bedroom, five-bathroom home in Bethesda, Md., for $2.3 million.

Fritsch did not respond to requests for comment. A lawyer for Fusion GPS said the firm’s work is confidential.

Both partners of Fusion GPS have ties to Mexico — with Fritsch a former Journal bureau chief in Mexico City, married to a Mexican woman who worked for Grupo Dina — a beneficiary of NAFTA.

His partner, Thomas Catan, formerly from Britain, once edited a Mexican business magazine.

Perhaps we should now investigate the Democrats’ ties to Mexico?

Senate investigators are demanding to see records of communications between Fusion GPS and the FBI and the Justice Department, including any contacts with former Attorney General Loretta Lynch, now under congressional investigation for possibly obstructing the Hillary Clinton email probe, and deputy FBI director Andrew McCabe, who is under investigation by the Senate and the Justice inspector general for failing to recuse himself despite financial and political connections to the Clinton campaign through his Democrat activist wife. Senate investigators have singled out McCabe as the FBI official who negotiated with Steele.

Like Fusion GPS, the FBI has failed to cooperate with congressional investigators seeking documents.

It’s entirely possible we’re about to see the pendulum swing violently against the democrats, with widespread investigations into this dossier, Lynch and how the CIA and FBI got duped into believing it.

Why do I give a shit?

I’m here for the chaos.

Pardon me, I’ve had too much to drink. Nevertheless, futures are indicating higher. Oil is higher. I have 60% of my assets in small cap refugee stocks, hoping to make it to the promise land and become rich.

Some of my longs include AWRE, ANIK, CEVA, DLTH, PBPB and FRO.

None of the aforementioned stocks were made subjectively. Instead, they were automated. By my robots, at my behest.

The modality of the market has been straightforward, no chaser: up. But, it’s worth mentioning, yields have been plunging lower for all of 2017 — creating an Obamaesque environment — whereby financials might soon get trounced and only tech will flourish. We’ve already seen these trends play out in recent months. The Trump reflation promises have fallen short. The oligarch supremacy will annihilate any and all populist skirmishes. Free cash flow amongst some of the elite companies has exploded to the upside, causing multiple expansion to grip cynics and force them to acquiesce.

Stocks are trading higher because profits have risen. The only viable path forward is to focus on companies growing the bottom line. This might seem foreign to some of the chart slaves amongst you. But, in your spare time, take a gander at the best performers and find solace in knowing there are men out there, like me, who understand how it all works.

Even though I’d like nothing more than to see markets cracked asunder, I am smart enough to see that nothing, literally nothing, can stop it from heading higher (I ironically write this in the hopes of jinxing it, a paradox indeud).

My political positions probably resemble Joe Rogan’s best — traditional liberal on social issues, while being fiscally conservative. While some of you might think I’m this great big fucking Trumpster up here, drinking the sauce, you’re fucking wrong. You can look at how I skewered the Tea Party faggots in my archives a few years ago.

I hate extremists of all kinds. Whenever I see ANTIFA faggots burning poor defenseless garbage pales in the streets, I freak out. All of the rhetoric on the left is disjointed, divisive, and 100% idiotic. I could never get behind a brand that is supported by neo-feminists, neo-racists, and neo-communists. The whole working theory behind the democratic agenda, a toxic mix of hateful politics and elitism, is beyond the pale.

While I agree with many of the democratic issues, I can never support a party that riots in the streets against invisible nazis, asking white people to kindly fuck off because of all of their privilege. Excuse me fucked face, I grew up in the sewers and had to gnaw my way out of a burlap bag filled with rats to make my mark here. If you’re looking for elitists, quit looking at the color of one’s skin and instead the men in positions of power who use it to infect this country with their filthy and degenerate brand of culture.

On Friday it was announced that the Senate has opened a probe into Ms. Lynch and her election time shenanigans, ‘political interference.’

While we’ve all be mightily entertained by the Russian probe by retarded democrats, one has to wonder if a counter-strike is coming — taking direct aim at Lynch, Hillary and the balance of the felons at the DNC.

By no means do I dare to exonerate any of the republicans from similar crimes. But I am acutely aware to the fact that these politicians, more or less, adhere to the rules of the game — even if it means tossing one of their own into prison for a long period of time. Every once in a while, a Sandy Berger, who gets to walk free in the face of blatant crimes, only to DIE shortly thereafter.

My question to you is multi-faceted.

Do you seriously think Trump can make it 4 years without a systematic impeachment process beginning?

Moreover, if this is a game of chess and the rules of the game must be adhered to, will both Hillary Clinton and Loretta Lynch DIE IN JAIL, for the felonies they’ve yet to be convicted of?

Trump’s attorney weighs in.

An old favorite of mine, index member of my semi-annually managed GARP portfolio, UEC broke the fuck out today. I couldn’t find any particular news, other than Rick Perry saying nuclear energy was on the ‘front burner’ a few days ago and how UEC was added to the Russell 3000 — an utterly meaningless index.

I think this was all part of a broader sector rotation into beaten down Trump stocks in the basic materials space. These are the stocks that performed best after the election. Perhaps Wall Street is attempting to read the tea leaves into the strength of the Trump presidency, post special elections rout.

I even have an industry dedicated to uranium stocks. I have all the cool tools.

Enjoy the weekend.

The innovation in the solar panel industry is encouraging. However, the recent ape-raping run, after Trump said he’d build a solar border wall, is ridiculous.

“THE HIGHER IS GOES, THE MORE VALUABLE IT IS.”

“MEXICO WILL HAVE TO PAY MUCH LESS MONEY.”

Get the fuck out of here with this orange fantasy. We’re never going to build a border wall, let alone one made with solar panels. The fucking Mexicans will shred that thing to pieces, stealing all of the valuable components.

For the week, based on this news, solar stocks careened higher by 10%. This is the most overbought the sector has been in a long time, according to Exodus.

The valuation of the industry is reasonable, but that doesn’t mean it’s ready to go on an extended run higher. With oil collapsing, there is less incentive for energy alternatives.

I do not mean to be flippant when dismissing the never-ending barrage of anonymous sources inside the CIA who leak to the Washington Post. I’m sure there are good agents who are protecting Americans from foreign meddlers. But the optics of these leaks is terrible. Truth is, I sometimes think they’re doing this to make the main stream media look even worse — to lend an air of bias to the reporting rooms to dissuade Americans from trusting them. After all, Washpo, MSNBC, CNN and the NY Times are in the business of appealing to all people, not just the one’s who agree with them. Do they realize the irreversible damage they’re inflicting upon their organizations by publishing suspicious anonymous leaks designed to take down a democratically elected President?

If Russia truly wanted to hurt America, they could not do more than what the main stream media is doing now, peddling stories that are infuriating half the country.

Washington Post is reporting today that Vladimir Putin himself directed his agents to help elect Donald Trump.

Early last August, an envelope with extraordinary handling restrictions arrived at the White House. Sent by courier from the CIA, it carried “eyes only” instructions that its contents be shown to just four people: President Barack Obama and three senior aides.

The White House debated various options to punish Russia, but facing obstacles and potential risks, it ultimately failed to exact a heavy toll on the Kremlin for its election interference.

Inside was an intelligence bombshell, a report drawn from sourcing deep inside the Russian government that detailed Russian President Vladi­mir Putin’s direct involvement in a cyber campaign to disrupt and discredit the U.S. presidential race.

But it went further. The intelligence captured Putin’s specific instructions on the operation’s audacious objectives — defeat or at least damage the Democratic nominee, Hillary Clinton, and help elect her opponent, Donald Trump.

At that point, the outlines of the Russian assault on the U.S. election were increasingly apparent. Hackers with ties to Russian intelligence services had been rummaging through Democratic Party computer networks, as well as some Republican systems, for more than a year. In July, the FBI had opened an investigation of contacts between Russian officials and Trump associates. And on July 22, nearly 20,000 emails stolen from the Democratic National Committee were dumped online by WikiLeaks.

I find it interesting how there’s no mention of John Podesta’s emails in this report. After all, that’s what we’re talking about, right? The DNC leaks came during the primaries and were a minor blip in the Wikileaks/DNC election narrative. The crux of the Russian hacking charges begins and ends with the embarrassing collusion revealed in the Podesta emails — tying the main stream media to Clinton.

One of the reporters of the Washpo article, Greg Miller, called the Russian hack ‘the crime of the century.’ I suppose he is implying the theft of the Presidency from Hillary Clinton. They cannot get over it.

If President Obama knew that Putin himself was hacking John Podeasta’s email box and passing the info to Wikileaks, who has flatly denied the notion that Russia was their source, why didn’t he do anything about it? Is it possible that they thought Hillary was going to win and they didn’t want to rock the boat, causing Wikileaks to reveal even more damaging and embarssing emails?

That’s exactly what the Washpo reporter says in the clip below — but he doesn’t realize he said it.

Washpo also revealed that Obama planted ‘digital bombs’ in Russian infrastructure, to be used at the behest of Trump. If true, why is the Washington Post publishing this information? This goes against our national security interests and tips off the Russians to what we’re doing behind the scenes.

Obama also approved a previously undisclosed covert measure that authorized planting cyber weapons in Russia’s infrastructure, the digital equivalent of bombs that could be detonated if the United States found itself in an escalating exchange with Moscow. The project, which Obama approved in a covert-action finding, was still in its planning stages when Obama left office. It would be up to President Trump to decide whether to use the capability.

Here’s CBS reporting a ‘secret program’ revealed by Washpo today, tipping off Russia to ‘digital bombs’ planted there. Treason? pic.twitter.com/21TLpDb4Dt

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) June 23, 2017

Just in case you’re wondering why the media keeps obsessing over Russian hacking claims that have yet to be backed up by a shred of evidence, Greg Miller from Washpo will blue pill you on it. You’re feeling vulnerable and unsure about our sacred democracy.

We cannot let the Russians get away with this. Putin himself is a devil and wanted to see the first legit female candidate for President of the United States defeated, because he’s obviously mansplaining himself to the world and not tolerant of women’s rights.

My new quantitative strategy is quite relaxing. It makes me money week in and week out, and I barely need to lift a finger. I just sold out of last week’s portfolio, which demonstrably crushed the indices and reallocated into a new set of stocks — all of the degenerate small cap varietal.

There wasn’t an emotional move or a gut feeling, but based on statistics. Over the past week, stocks with market caps under $1b beat all other market cap groupings. As a point in fact, most stocks traded down — with the exception of very small cap. That’s odd.

Secondly, risk off assets outperformed, which meant that I increased my TLT position to 15% of assets and I got back into GLD at 5%. Right now, I have 20% cash, 20% risk off assets and the rest in subhuman small caps. An odd mix.

In my experience, and this isn’t backed by any data, when small cap stocks outperform like this, the rally is close to an end. The theory is, the level of degeneracy is at its highest just before the cataclysm. All of the casino hoppers are rifling through micro caps, trying to hit paydirt. Meanwhile, back at Goldman, they’re enacting distribution programs to lighten up market exposure.

If forced to make a call, I’d say that’s exactly what’s going on here.

Buyers beware.

Normally, I don’t hone in on a particular talking head, unless of course said talking head is especially egregious. Enter Dennis Gartman, the self-proclaimed ‘Commodity King.’

In the clip below, Dennis ceded to the possibility that oil might bounce a little here — perhaps as much as $5 — a mere charitable donation to the fuckheads surviving off oil barrel sales. But over the long run, Gartman proclaimed ‘oil us heading egregiously lower.’

Several years ago, I recall Dennis saying oil was heading down to a nickel — because MUH fusion energy would replace oil. What in the actual fuck is he talking about?

Now that oil is weak again, this guy is entirely detaching from reality, pretending his car doesn’t run on oil, or his planes, or the fact that oil is used to produce a sundry of goods sold in the grocery store, particularly plastics. Now oil is heading ‘egregiously lower’ and there’s nothing you little trollops could do about it. See, we won the war, said Gartman. The Saudi oil reserves will be ‘worthless’ and our frackers have succeeded in becoming the ‘swing producer.’

In summary, oil will be worthless soon. The hundreds of billions of debt associated with oil is nothing, discarded as a pittance, and the dissolution of oil is a ‘white swan’ to the overall economy.

See it for yourselves.

I’ve procured the full rundown for those of you interested in consuming the tears of liberals. This is the worst meltdown on the left since Trump took two scoops of iced cream, while giving everyone else 1.

In summary, several weeks ago Trump alluded to the existence of tapes, recordings of conversations between himself and Comey. Today, he admitted, after teasing the media for weeks, that there weren’t any tapes. Meanwhile, coal miners in Virginia and programmers in San Francisco don’t give two shits whether there are tapes or not. The point: this is an issue that only political freaks and media shills care about. The net result is total and complete meltdown — with the media sojourning deep into the crevasses of despair — calling the President a liar, a suicide bomber, to demanding that Robert Mueller investigates these so called tapes — asking whether Trump intimidated a witness (Comey).

The crimes of Trump keep piling up, ‘self-inflicted wounds’ and Russian nightmares plague DC, in an everlasting melodic symphony of Trump crashing whipped cream pies into the faces of his petty enemies.

(Note: he even forces the media to turn their cameras off during the daily press briefings).

MSNBC: Trump is a suicide bomber.

CNN: Trump lied.

Jake Tapper implies Trump lies all the time.

MSNBC: Trump is like candy crush, wasting our time.

Greta has a serious meltdown. Senator Markey demands Mueller investigates Trump over tapes. HAHAHAAHAHAH

“This is stunning. Just stunning. Americans deserve better from their president.”
~@greta on Donald Trump admitting there are no tapes

— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) June 22, 2017

Schiff: Trump can’t be a reality teevee host anymore (that’s where you’re wrong kiddo).

Olbermann (sigh)