This is it lads. The moment of truth. The quintissential moment we’ve all been waiting for — end of year shenanigans coupled with a runaway market equals great fun and explosive gains. I expect nothing less than extreme mark ups into year end.
On this very last week of trading before the holiday season gets fully underway, I’d like to thank all of the readers of iBankCoin for your continued support, even the haters. I’ve learned a great deal about human emotion and how to accept the opinions of others while running this site, in a way that I could’ve never have accomplished as a private citizen. Seeing all of you out there, like naked apes outside of dirty caves eating rotting fruit, I am so much more grateful for the person that I’ve become — a man of extreme knowledge and wisdom — born centuries too late, but here nevertheless to withstand and endure a vagrant citizenry of appalling stature.
From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
European markets are running fully erect into a wall of pornographic immensities, led by the DAX +1.6% and the CAC +1.3%. Both gold and silver are +0.4%, which is good since I am long. And, all of the wonderous cryptos are up again, which will spill over into my crypto proxies. I am Le King of the Crypto Proxies, mandated by law.
Dow futures are +134, Nasdaq +51.
Here are your headlines.
Advanced Micro upgraded to Neutral from Underperform at Macquarie
Amplify Snack Brands confirms agreement to be acquired by Hershey (HSY) for $12.00/share in cash
Akamai Tech upgraded to Outperform from Neutral at Credit Suisse
TopBuild upgraded to Buy at Nomura
KLA-Tencor upgraded to Overweight from Sector Weight at KeyBanc Capital Mkts
Twitter upgraded to Overweight from Neutral at JP Morgan
Pornographic immensities, indeud !!
LOL. Glad you’re enjoying your ant farm.
I too have enjoyed watching you as you experiment with different Flys over the years. Why live life as only one person? (…although, kale-muncher???)
Twatter upgrade! Hah!
And how much $UVXY you still hold?
Thanks for the insight and laughs every morning!!
All the best in 2018.
Black Pete shall not spoil Santa’s rally
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TEUM sitting quite erect this fine morning. Let it be known that I will relay to the little Pope children on Christmas morn that Santa Fly is a very generous and kind man (all to the chagrin of Mrs. Pope).
LFIN up to 40. What a move.
one team one dream.
or should I say one teum one dream?
Cheers
Uvxy not even down much today – FLy is going to come out a winner on that one too ultimately.
$LFIN lol
Can’t get my head around LFIN. Going to $50.00 from $5.00 two days ago.
Ours is not to reason why. Just be a good soldier and buy…. from me.
Dear jungleegirl,
The bigger fish showed up (LNCE).
Regards, PB.