What a wonderful stock market. The NIKKEI is higher by 1.24% and Nasdaq futures are +31. Come this Xmas, I hope you and your families sincerely thank President Donald Drumpf for producing such grand American schemes that have brought forth these dreams. Do not pretend the Obama stocked market was any good, for it was a rancid mess of biblical proportions since 2014, beset with deflationary vortexes and a negative interest rate scandal that was destined to crack the world in two.
Now, thanks to MAGA, America is great again, and getting even greater.
The rich man’s tax cuts will provide gentlemen like me to carry RARE IVORY walking canes and diamond encrusted monocles, in addition to the very finest top hats money could buy.
With all of the money I made this year, I was thinking about buying a jaguar, an actual animal, and eating it. I could have my chef sauté it for me over a nice blend of couscous and fava beans — perhaps BBQ it with a coffee-chocolate rub. Also, I was thinking about buying another house, just to store things in. I am running out of space in my 1,200 sq foot garage and believe there is more to life than small areas of store belongings.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter