Yesterday I bought some milk/egg free egg nog from Whole Foods and it was delicious. I took a respite from my dairy/meat free diet for Thanksgiving, but I’m firmly back in the saddle now — practically starving myself to death. People ask me all the time, “Fly, why the heck are you a pescatarian/vegan — those people are assholes?”
Precisely. “I’m a team player,” is my typical response to them. In corporate America, if you go against someone who says such a thing, you could and should be fired and it instantly has a pavlovian effect on people, quieting them down — enabling me to move freely throughout the area eschewing disgusting meats and rancid cheeses.
FYI: My new book is being published now. You should be able to purchase it later on today.
The DAX is +1.2% and Santa Claus is coming. I hope you’ve been shopping, wrapping those expensive gifts for your kids, who will idly shove them aside immediately after opening them. It’s a brutal affair, the holiday season — and I am always thrilled to see it end. New Year’s is just about the perfect holiday, all very hedonistic and ritualistic. Get drunk, make a commitment, think aspirational, get more drunk.
WTI is +1.2% and Bitcoin is getting crrrrrushed, off by 11.5% to 14,700.
What if I applied the Exodus algorithms to cryptos? I can do it, you know. Organize all 1,300 ICOs and grade them by their trading patterns. Food for thought.
Nasdaq futs +33.
Here’s some other nonsense for your perusal.
Synaptics upgraded to Perform from Underperform at Oppenheimer
Flowserve downgraded to Sell from Neutral at Goldman
Celgene upgraded to Overweight at Atlantic Equities
Rockwell Automation resumed with a Neutral at Goldman; tgt $193
HollyFrontier downgraded to Underperform at BofA/Merrill
Gapping up:
TROV +41.3%, SIGM +23.2%, GLBS +22.7%, ERYP +20.8%, GLBR +11.1%, DCIX +8%, CLDR +7.8%, ALXN +7.3%, FSCT +7.1%, VSTM +4.5%, DEA +4.4%, OLED +4%, SAIC +3.5%, DTEA +2.4%, DRYS +2%, CUTR +2%, HIMX +1.9%, UAL +1.8%, BA +1.1%, DAL +1.1%, SGMO +0.9%, MNOV +0.9%, RDUS +0.8%
Gapping down:
AOBC -16.6%, AQMS -16.3%, TELL -14.5%, CVO -10.9%, GSAT -7.9%, COO -3.3%, PRTY -3%, FENC -3%, FNSR -3%, ERIC -1%, DOV -0.7%
I’ve been a vegan over 20 years. I’ve never seen the inside of a hospital except as a visitor.
Lose the fish too. It’s got a lot of bad stuff in it.
Since I”m sure a man of your stature has help at home, buy them a few vegan cookbooks. Some of them are awesome.
ALL people who ate carrots either died or will die; therefore, carrots are deadly and should not be eaten.
“I’m a team player.”
Instant Flyism.
Well done Sir.
being stopped out on my long 2x oil is a drag, but inverse vix carrying the day in the leveraged portfolio.
non leveraged main model should do well today based on futs.