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Two Issues of Note: The Hundy Roll and $FIZZ

In a world where thousand percent gains are common place and inflation is the desirable outcome in all economic policies, earning a ‘hundy roll’ from $98 to $106 seems rather pedestrian. I’ve been tasked with the great job of seeing WLK shoot higher and shall make sure that it accomplishes its meager goals. Big deal, right?

Prepare for $106 within a fortnight.

With regard to FIZZ, let it be know that up until very recently, I never had the privilege and the honor of consuming their La Crax water. I ventured upon doing so last week and purchased coconut La Crax, and let me tell you, I am addicted. Since then, I’ve been drinking La Crax. like a drug addict fishing for loose change in a bottomless drawer for crack. I’ve owned the stock for quite some time now and only now do I understand the true value proposition.

If you’re shorting this stock as a way of fading Le Fly, I promise you, on Jupiter’s Stone, I will cut your balls off and then bash your head in two with them.

Nasdaq jumped higher by ~0.5% and my gains we just about twice that. Back to editing my book.

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40 comments

  1. wolfdaddy

    Please apologize for calling all la cronk drinkers faggots

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  2. dragun

    leveraged portfolio +205bps thank to inverse VIX and short Silver. Sold out of 2x oil yesterday for a loss, but it came back today.

    no levered portfolio +57bps today

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  3. bespokesuit

    note to self: Short the fuck out of $FIZZ

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  4. sarcrilege

    I only wish I could be a tough guy in gay shorts to appreciate LaCrock.
    https://youtu.be/l-d0N6uahCw

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  5. lesurgeon

    Haha oh shit.. It’s really heating up in here.

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  6. soupbone

    Fancy name but there’s nothing new about this product. Except possibly an USA discovery. But its as old as the hills.

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  7. ironturd

    How are you up w 4x position uvxy

    I think FIZZ was the best trade of the year aside from hurricane trade, definitely a buyout probability. Best flavor is pamplemousse.

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  8. og

    This stuff is how I got rid of my Coke habit.

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  9. bearraid

    You faggots will stop drinking this garbage once you try Topo Chico. Mexican water is best water. Hope the wall doesn’t fuck up imports.

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  10. yourlame

    by editing your book I hope you mean deleting it….

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    • ferd

      Lord Fly has tried to help you. I will too.

      “yourlame” reads “your lame-o”, “your fool”, “your court jester”. Having that handle is like calling someone a retard …and misspelling it as “retart”.

      You must delete your “yourlame” id. Spend a decade doing something useful with your life. Then come back as a new id and contribute.
      **************************************************************************
      Separately, you are all deluded morons. There are serious wrongs being done in your name by our moron in chief, yet you are all here calling one another “faggots”. WTF?

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  11. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Twitter has officially turned into a complete piece of shit medium. For the first time in 10 years my account has been suspended on the platform. I have a 100% private account that you have to request to follow and I have to approve you and yet I get suspended because I posted the following tweet in jest which by the way could never have reached the tagged person because he does not follow me and I do not follow him and I am 100% private. Simply stunning: http://i.imgur.com/saDER00.png

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    • sarcrilege

      LOL! You didnt know it’s micro aggression to call cocksuckers faggots? They’re very sensitive to that, you know? Cocksuckers want to be respected too. So cut it out and be nice or you will be deleted.

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      • gappingandyapping
        gappingandyapping

        Being that I am a minority I believe they are being racist against me by suspending me. I may have a suit against them for racism no?

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        • sarcrilege

          yes

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          • chuck bennett

            I find everyone is being really racist to me as well.

            In NYC, I’ve been calling everyone and everything racist. It’s pretty cool actually. Fascinating stuff.

            Regards

            Chuck Bennett

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        • numbersgame

          I hate to break it to you, but old white guys are not a minority in the US However, you sound retar – excuse me, mentally disabled, so you have a case there.

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          • Dr. Fly

            Old white guys are the minority now, especially in most major cities.

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          • numbersgame

            It’s perfectly natural for people to favor people like yourself. Old white guys do it, but so do young minority women. Doesn’t make someone a racist.

            So anyone would be be naive, ignorant, or mentally deficient if they didn’t think (1) that concentrating power among any group is going to favorably influence how that cohorts of that group is treated overall and (2) that power (CEOs, Congress, etc.) is concentrated among old white guys.

            Now, of course, some poor white male in Appalachia is going to be much more disadvantaged than a rich person regardless of their age, gender, or ethnicity, but compare their lot in life with a poor black person in the rural South.

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          • numbersgame

            It’s perfectly natural for people to favor people like *themselves*

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          • gappingandyapping
            gappingandyapping

            I’m not white or old, I am Native American but thanks for your thoughts you racist.

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          • numbersgame

            Well, you and Fly are still playing into the myth that white men are oppressed.

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  12. moosh

    So, basically whatever the fuck makes seltzer water so nasty, is better tasting than your vegan diet was?

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  13. heaterman

    Fizz is nice and all.
    For faggots.
    The retardation of this country is astounding.

    That being said, back to bitcoin.
    Answer me this. Why in the hell does it take so much electrical power to operate?
    Not sustainable at this rate.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/bitcoins-insane-energy-consumption-explained/

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  14. NotGekko

    Everyone in here is a tangerine drinking gigantic racist faggot

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