I’m so glad to see Matt Lauer finally get fired. I must admit, however, this wasn’t the reason I expected him to go — but he’s gone now — so thank God for that. According to the GIGANTIC FAGGOTS at CNN, Lauer was fired by NBC for sexual harassment, a charge proven by an employee, which also led executives to believe Lauer has been a filthy little pervert with more than one person at the network.
And just like that…he’s gone.
The other and more important BIG NEWS of the morning is Bitcoin, effervescently and refreshingly spring boarding higher by a modest $950 to over $10,840. It’ll be at $11,000 by the time I finish this blog. It’s also noteworthy to see Ethereum higher by 4.5%, rolling towards $500. That one really gets the boys from Goldman pissed off and they’d like nothing more than to see it dead.
Over in Europe, the Eurostoxx 50 is higher by 0.77%, yet both copper and WTI are still weaker. Nothing can get those two going — ordinary party shitters. Over on the unimportant yield spread side of things, we’re looking at 50bps, doomful, yet also delightful.
Nasdaq futures are flat and Dow +55.
Here’s some other shit to consider.
Domino’s Pizza upgraded to Buy from Neutral at Nomura
Broadcom target raised to $313 from $300 at Canaccord Genuity
Qualcomm downgrade details — to Hold at Stifel; tgt raised to $75
MuleSoft upgraded to Outperform from Perform at Oppenheimer
Wingstop downgraded to Neutral from Buy at Guggenheim
naked btc shorting by Gubbemint Sachs is just around the corner
My wedding photographer is making Instagram posts about him trading bitcoin. My wedding photographer. I now fully understand the hatred.
I wonder if bitcoin will care that Matt Lauer got fired?
Like the good ol days when gas station attendants were trading Cisco calls…….
I had a plumber harass me on Twitter yesterday, saying he had more money than me now because of Bitcoin. We need a reversion to the mean.
what about the FIZZ