I bring forth news of the grandest proportions. Bitcoins were dallying around the past few days around $10,000, fucking with haters, teasing like a cheap whore. Well, all of that has come to an absolute end this evening; as you stock faggots position into securities gearing towards LAUGHABLE 10% annual returns — the motherfucking Blockchain has transmorphed into the cockchain and is now ballyhooing recklessly through a field of swinging blades with a GIGANTIC erection postured outwards towards the world.
We’ve got all sorts of shit to discuss tonight, such as a possible super breakout of a new player called Cardano, which now sports a market cap upwards of $4b and is higher by 405% over the past week. This shit is for real — the freedom of finance is finally here and you mother llamas are missing out by being dumb and old, transfixed on investment banking scams and equities riddled with onerous regulatory shucking and jiving. That’s the beauty of the crypto-world, unhinged, unconnected, from the bastard cocksucking regulatory bodies who stifle innovation, forcing CEOs and boards to be accountable to their shareholders. These tokens are not shares and do not offer voting rights, merely the essence of greatness that is literally the foundation of breaking free (busting loose edition) from governments and establishing a new hierarchy and aristocracy in high finance, one that cannot be taxed, nor fucked with, by Federal Governments (shots fired).
Let’s have a look at some of tonight’s chart breakouts. Personally, I like the look of Litecoin; that fucker is poised for greatness and higher prices; best to get in now — before all of the Johnny Come Latelys finish their Johnny cakes and barrel into it — propelling it to new heights.
I am looking for a modest 2,000% gain from current levels.
Stellar Lumens is also interesting. Both Reddit and Github forums are straight fire tonight, talking about this being the next one to go. Fuck, just thinking about it makes my cock hard.
And here are the others.
If you dial down the market cap, you can find some really interesting coins, such as Ethereum Movie Venture, Dent, Royal Kingdom Coin, and Aeron. But I suggest sticking with the bigger one’s for now, especially toward year end, because it’s a sure thing and doesn’t have too much risk.
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Personally, I’m sticking with my Chuck e Cheese blockchain, organic, non-gmo, gluten-free ICO. It’s going to the moon, I tell ya’.
Fly, please don’t tell me you’ve fallen under the “spell.” If so, I’m going vegan and I REALLY don’t want to do that. Vegan is for cows not humans.
I don’t care if BTC goes to $111,000, it’s still a tulip and it’s still going to zero.
In the end of the 1000+ cryptos likely 2-5 survive. Just like 1999, of all the dot.com junk what survived? AMZN, EBAY, YHOO maybe a couple others. Likely the same for the Bcoins.
Moron
Add some content “Moron” is neither a comment nor an idea.
…said the man who wished he even had one measly bitcoin…
“because it’s a sure thing and doesn’t have too much risk.”
Great! How do I fund my crypto currency account? Let me see… Oh, I get it. I just take the money and put it in the porcelain deposit bowl.
Seriously speaking, some of these are legit, but it’s near impossible to tell which ones, and all have already hit their exponential gain curves. Better to wait for survivors than to buy lottory tickets (or just *buy* lottory tickets. Same effect, but much simpler transactions).
Actually, you can buy cryptos with your credit cards. Go get some credit and MAX IT OUT and then keep doing it, until you get rejected.
Hmm didn’t even think about that, 30 day free loan trade! What could possibly go wrong.
I actually know of a newly minted millionaire who did EXACTLY that!
Same idiocy going on in our indexes, the ‘real markets’, only far more exaggerated in these. The amount of disdain I have for these markets makes me wish I had pursued a different career. I naturally cant stand the masses or idiots – figured I’d be free of them on wall street. I was wrong.
0% for 12 months. In a year it’s a sure double at least.
Just sold my coins tonight. Bought them on January 15th http://i.imgur.com/mVibVwO.png
Nice job playa
I know I am leaving like 1500% on the table in the next week but its better than a kick in the balls in Vegas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuu82k4F0_w
You kept a few, right? Because BTC is eventually headed to well over $100,000, when it will finally achieve tulip status. This $10,000 level is simply a start.
You’re being modest. Mcafee thinks a million. Surely you won’t sell at $100,000, will you?
The only way prices will collapse is when demand dries up. And that’s not happening anytime soon. At $100,000 I would probably sell, and “retire” early because my net worth would be at least 8-figures.
BTC et al will top once half this site pivots to “expert” crypto analysis and commentary. Could be awhile…
nice hockey sticks – to da moon!
Yeah one day current currency mangers will get there shit together (laughing at the whole world political tension) until than bitcoin to 100k …what you thought the millennial race was going to shit on you? (Born in 93; no stake in bitcoin) enjoy the ride up & down;) #dotcom9000
Then* not Than. Use commas too. Actually, just gtfo.
“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”
The truth about bitcoin is, judging solely from the Fly blogosphere, we are a long way from a top in BTC.
Disclosure: I trade stocks for their information and entertainment value, and their paltry 40% annual returns.
Disclosure: you’re also a faggot.
Yes Bush, 40% gains are so passé. So glad we now have a new avenue to make 30,000% gains forever.
Making 30,000% gains just once ain’t so bad, if you time your exit soon enough.
So what you’re saying is we’re at stage 3 of the self-evident truth that you are an idiot.
11k hit! If you don’t take 1/2 off at $25,000 your a greedy pig.
Stop being a GIGANTIC FAGGOT. GOING HIGHER
As I read this post, I couldn’t read remember who wrote it. Fly, did you use a ghost writer?
Funny stuff.
Not sure how how high BTC will travel on this run but Enigma has it at $11,600 before it drops back below $10k, probably for a few hours.
Regardless, Bitcoin Cash will steal the spotlight over the next few months and Bitcoin will go bye bye.
If you want 10-20-30x gains, buy EOS, ETHOS, and NEO.
Only GIGANTIC FAGGOTS hire ghost writers. I am the Blog Father and can wear many hats.
I was, of course, being facetious about the ghost writer but I do admit I was a little confused while reading.
Ahoy matey! Welcome aboard the USS Cryptitanic!!!
I don’t care where it goes as long as it doesn’t get over 500,000 so McAfee will have to eat his own cock.
499,999.99 and not a penny higher!
im taking out another mortgage, leveraging my kids college funds, and selling off my land in hawaii for btc. id drop my savings in too, but only retards save.
You kid but these are still early days in the crypto craziness. Very few people I know have a clue about Bitcoin which means there are plenty of stooges still to get fleeced before this shit comes crashing down on their heads.
It’s the new economy…lol
no doubt, but it cant fall till the ave man’s money is on the table.
Hi all,
Question – people keep saying Crypto cannot be stopped by govt’s as it’s decentralised etc and as such, it’s just when, and not if, they eventually become legal tender.
Ignoring the logistical side of things (ie. anything involving stopping users actually getting using it via the internet), if I was a Country that wanted to stop the rise of the crypto, I wouldn’t make it illegal, I would simply tax it to the hilt to make it unfeasible.
Ie. Any Corporation receiving payments for goods using crypto get taxed at an additional 20%. Any individual who wishes to get paid in crypto, their income tax is usual tax plus an extra 20% (rates are just an example)
With above, no govt. can be accused of banning Crypto, they just make it financially prohibitive to use.
What’s to stop above? Or am i missing something?
Thank you
(Question also posted on CoinSpeak)
Anything that helps inflation is welcomed by the system.
Hi duuude,
I don’t understand how this applies to my question? Unless it wasn’t aimed at me?
Le Fly, did you say “sure thing” ? I believe more zebras must become involved before the Lions show up.
That’s reasonable, it doesn’t stop p2p transfers but it reduces effectiveness as an alternative to current financial transactions
John McAfee is God.
Crypto = Revenge of the nerds.
I think Mark “I’m a Dick” Cuban has the most accurate view on Bitcoin. It will continue higher while people focus on building up their storage of coins. Once it becomes more transactionable, look out below.
Yeah – no one with real money is going to want any of this action.
tough bubble to deflate if there’s unlimited In-Q-Tel style $ flowing into it for reasons far outside the scope of private investments…
Jeez, some of you are such petty, and envious dorks. No, I’m not greedy. I already took half off at 10x. Playing with the house’s money at this point. I will sit on it and not sell the rest until it either goes back down to 10x, or my liquid net worth reaches 8-figures—-whichever happens first. I’m such idiot. No worries here. Carry on. Peace..
I won’t be taking any off soon, I got in @0.15 tossed a $20 thinking to buy some lsd or let it hit 0 but pussied out on the lucy. Called it bubble at 10, 30, 60, and so on. I certainly won’t be putting shit in now so might as well ride it till the wheels come off. Or my neighbor comes over to tell me he finally bought some then I’m def out
“This shit is for real — the freedom of finance is finally here and you mother llamas are missing out by being dumb and old”
Not me, I chose to ignore your advice roughly a month ago.