This is the most retarded scandal to ever rock the government, this one originates from a tweet from the WH Press Sec., Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She tweeted this complete nonsense on Thanksgiving.
I? dont cook much these days, but managed this Chocolate Pecan Pie for Thanksgiving at the family farm! pic.twitter.com/rO8nFxtly7
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) November 23, 2017
The subsequent result of this obvious stock photo image has led to some pretty hilarious roastings on Twitter, all well deserved, and might I say in tradition with American bullying and the festivities of the holiday season. We are a very charitable people, none more charitable than with our sharp barbed insults.
I dont cook much these days, but I cooked this in my toaster oven. #piegate pic.twitter.com/MpOF9L23vP
— Bill Alford (@MacedoniaHustle) November 24, 2017
This is my favorite pie to make for th family during the holidays. I just made this pic.twitter.com/HbMUCi3Der
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) November 25, 2017
Took a little time to paint this weekend.#piegate pic.twitter.com/CVpeCtNwoq
— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) November 25, 2017
I don't cook much anymore, but managed to whip together this festive garbage clam filled with water-logged sunlight-deprived pumpkins and driftwood I collected myself.#Piegate #fakePie #StockPhotoBragging #CopyrightInfringement #LyingHucksters #FestiveGarbageClam pic.twitter.com/uLYUZ8MKVV
— DCResisterBee? (@DC_Resister_Bee) November 25, 2017
Yeah pretty sure she didn’t *cook*her pie & pies are baked not *cooked* @PressSec #piegate #fakepie pic.twitter.com/BEj9KtHnYx
— DangerGirl (@DangerGirl6) November 25, 2017
Now there are some out there on the right who are actually defending the alleged chocolate pecan pie, for reasons that escape the basis tenants of reason and justice. Clearly, Sarah Sanders is fucking with people and making a mockery of her position. But who gives a shit anymore, right?
Hey look what I just built, a fucking orbital space cannon (OSC).
Please update us on your homofolio. UVXY DRIP BAC NVDA. Etc etc and so on. I suspect you get the point. Carry on…
I am talking pie now. Never fucking interrupt me when I am talking pie, you absolute moron.
That’s a sweet ass green laser Le Fly. God work
Thanks. I’m not an engineer or anything, but I managed to whip it up and launch it into space.
This is you?!!?
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/11/23/rocket-launch-will-prove-earth-is-flat-california-man-says.amp.html
Don’t smoke too much these days but went ahead and rolled this Turkey joint for the holiday.
http://video-images.vice.com/_uncategorized/1511302868897-Lede.jpeg
Weed is for degenerates.
>Weed is for degenerates
and Bitcoin traders
This is how pathetic liberals and their lives are. I bet you that pic is legit. You can see the shadow. Perhaps her counter tops are white!?! Wow, novel…
Hard to realize if you are serious but you are definitely dumb if serious. JC help us all.
Looks like that OSC can shoot down anything Elon Musk or Kim Jong-un can put into orbit.
Fly you are a fucking savage and I love it. Carry on with regular greatness.
Crafty leaving out the pig ork monkey chimera that started this horseshit.
As we roll into a new week of trading….
The Fly says:
Bitcoin sucks! (shorted at $3000, now $9000)
Short crude oil (shorted at $55, now $59)
Short $NVDA (shorted at $211 now $217)
How about that VIX?
Pray tell me bozo the clown, how does one short Bitcoin?
While you’re at it, tell me how to short wooden chairs. They vex me.
The Hong Kong cryptocurrency exchange Bitfinex allows people to lend their bitcoin for shorting purposes, so you can in fact short it there. ICBIT, a trading site, offers futures already, extra fuck the CME. You can even trade oil futures denominated in bitcoin.
Use at your own risk. None of this shit is very regulated right now. All those SEC protections you all enjoy with your stock portfolios are nonexistent in the crypto world.
If I read her statement correctly, I find no evidence claiming she made the pie ( like from scratch) herself.
Just that she “cooked” it.
What I don’t get is why these hecklers think it is such a challenge to bake a fucking pecan pie. It’s really not hard to make a fucking pie. You can buy the crust which most people do, but even making one from scratch is just making a basic dough and rolling it and cutting it with a $2 kitchen gadget to make the wavy shape. The filling for a pecan pie I think is mostly pouring in some corn syrup and pecans, mixing with maybe 1-2 other ingredients. Stick it in the oven, you’re done.
I have made Chicago deep dish pizza from scratch a bunch of times which is also easy, but I think harder than making a pecan pie, and my wife does 99% of the cooking in my house. This isn’t molecular gastronomy.