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Actor from Supergirl Says He Almost Died Eating at Chipotle

The stock hasn’t taken much of a downturn on this news, probably because the food poisoning in question didn’t happen to an A list star. One of the supporting actors on the CW show Supergirl, Jeremy Jordan, says he ‘almost died’ after eating at Chipotle. He was violently ill and needed to be hospitalized. Here’s Jeremy reporting in from the hospital, looking rather grim.

In a cryptic note to his fans on Twitter, Jeremy wrote, “I just died.”

In the full video, which has all but been wiped clean from the internet, Jeremy said

“I know I’ve advocated for them in the past, but they’re terrible. I, as you can see, am in the hospital. I have fluids in my arm because the food did not agree with me and I almost died. I just want to thank my wife for being amazing and talking me off the ledge when I was on the phone about to die and for holding my hair back metaphorically.”

He concluded:

“I love all of you; thank you so much. It’s been a night.”

Chipotle responded to the non-A list actor with a short statement, denying any involvement in the hospitalization and projectile vomiting of a certain Jeremy M. Jordan.

“There have been no other reported claims of illness at the restaurant where (Jordan) dined. We take all claims seriously, but we can’t confirm any link to Chipotle, given the details he shared with us.”

Shares of CMG are down 26% for the year and nearly 60% since the spate of food poisonings began several years ago.

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15 comments

  1. frog2

    hmny

    habibi pls don’t tease me again

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  2. sarcrilege

    Fake claim from an opportunistic snowflake looking for attention.

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    • Dr. Fly

      That makes no sense.

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      • sarcrilege

        [we] .. “have attempted to get in touch with him directly regarding where and when he ate so we can look into this, but at this time we can’t confirm any link to Chipotle. …. There have been no other reported claims of illness at the restaurant where (Jordan) dined”.

        Case closed.

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  3. natehois

    Metaphorical shitpost

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  4. duuude

    Read somewhere else he was planning on being back in a play by Friday.

    Calling Snowflake bullshit.

    here

    According to People, Jordan, 32, who was set to perform at a ‘salute to Broadway’ concert in Houston on Friday, says he hopes he is okay to go through with the show and has yet to update fans on his current status.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-11-13/chipotle-tumbles-after-supergirl-actor-says-he-almost-died-after-eating-burrito-chai

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  5. soupbone

    Dude looks pretty much in the pink in the photo. Not seriously ill lately unless they had make-up come in and fix him up for the photo. Anycase fuck off and who cares.

    You’re about to change tracks Fly

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  6. Dr. Fly

    WHY ARE YOU GIVING CMG THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT?

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    • metalleg

      Why shouldn’t they be given the benefit of the doubt? There is a restaurant near me from which many people contracted shigellosis after eating at the restaurant the same evening. The circumstances , i.e. many contracting the same illness after eating the same salad at the restaurant, removed any doubt that the salad served that evening was to blame.

      This is a one off situation and the claim is unsubstantiated by any corroborating evidence.

      For all we know, Monsanto could have paid this guy off since they have a serious interest in bringing CMG to heel. I’m not saying that they aren’t to blame but there’s not enough evidence.

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    • cancel19

      No, why give this soy burger the benefit of the doubt.

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  7. bushwacker2

    This is a loser who rolled the dice and at the E. coli cantina. Natural selection at work here.

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  8. s.k.

    He may have got a tummy ache but he is a melodramatic little twit.

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  9. LP

    Something is very wrong with this CMG making people sick meme. A teen could figure out something was wrong after first time, look into, then fix it, whether it be product supply issues or processes being done by moronic teens. I find it hard to believe this keeps happening. Someone is sabotaging this company.

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  10. bob smith

    The guy is obviously a vegan. Nuff said…

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