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Technical Analysis: $FIZZ

Analysts don’t like it, I do. With the amount of money they’re making from ripping off hipsters thru the sale of seltzer water, shareholders should expect a handsome return soon.

The technical formation being formed here is the “Slingshot, Cock-n-Ball” pattern. This is one of the best technical indicators out there and I’ve run this by several ‘top tier’ technicians and they all agreed: ‘the slingshot is gonna catapult the cock and the balls supremely higher.’

Observe.

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10 comments

  1. kidstock

    $FIZZ looks great on weekly chart.

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  2. kidstock

    HMNY getting some legs….added shares to margin acct loaded w OSTK

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    • yourlame

      great job how did you come up with those …oh wait Fly did it so you followed him into HMNY hell

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  3. natehois

    Seems legit

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  4. acehood

    Homo?

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  5. cancel19

    Still having problems finding that study on my TOS trading platform.

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  6. lesurgeon

    Love the chart. And technical applications.

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  7. lesurgeon

    HAHAHA the dick sling shot. A classic.

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  8. bushwacker2

    Slingshot Cock n Ball? You’re watching too much porn,

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