iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’VE BEEN TREATED FOR HALLOWEEN

Markets are in swag mode; the bitcoin nerds are tossing each other’s salads again, and I stand before you a proud man. I peer down upon my portfolio, my young adventurous portfolio of talent, and am truly heartened by its zeal.

Case in point: I’ve been donkey punched in HMNY for the past month or so, forcing me to reinvest at lower levels to reduce my basis. But look at it today — growing up quickly and scaring all of the shorts out of the shares. Truly magnificent.

Also, my HIIQ, an ironic ticker symbol considering my 155 IQ, is, yet again, trending higher. Upon the death of Obamacare, HIIQ will rock higher and kick down all of the gravestones of Barry’s healthcare debacle. It is the only healthcare stock that stands to benefit from the complete annihilation of Obamacare.

Other stocks in the portfolio making me proud include FIZZ, YELP, EDIT and COHR.

My latest addition, UCTT, is a stupendous company and I am grateful to own the shares off its 52 week highs.

As an aside, Netflix has suspended filming season 6 of House of Cards — because its main star is a fucking pedophile. Damned Hollywood.

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23 comments

  1. BenCBrainard

    TRXC

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  2. sarcrilege

    I have not heard that reference yet but you could be onto something w/ the pedophile reference to Spacey. Even though I am not sure if 14 y.o. would still classify as a “young child” pedophiles are typically attracted to. Biden is a pedophile for sure as he cannot help himself not to grope young children in public.

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Supposedly a terror attack in NYC. This should rip futures higher with bullish news.

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    • albertpiker

      Shut the fuck up dipshit.

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      • derp

        Was this you as a child? Be honest. https://youtu.be/N9Ae0h2pd78

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        • albertpiker

          I will beat the fuck out of you, you fucking pencil neck prick. Go back to watching faggot ass super hero movies and asking Mommy for more cereal. Fuckboy extraordinaire.

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      • gappingandyapping
        gappingandyapping

        When is the last time you saw stocks fall on a terrorist attack? The premise is that moar spending on security and moar spending on war is bullish for the market.

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        • albertpiker

          Yes markets go up always. Congratulations you fucking nipple neck cubefarm inhabitant.

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  4. ironbird

    Happy Pedoween! Lets all join the “resistance”.

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    • ironturd

      Second happy pedoween today – what’s the refractory period here, 3 hours between sessions?

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  5. ironbird

    Damn. Religion of people in pieces struck again. Possibly. So much for the hijab wearing dead baby Jesus Pedoween costume playing well.

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    • ironturd

      You ever stop thinking about homosexuality, transgenders and pedophilia?

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      • acehood

        He’s a closet fag so, um, no

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        • ironbird

          Thanks for the validation. You satanic fucktards will never learn.

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        • WrongView

          I doubt that ironbird is gay. Clearly curious, though.

          More importantly he’s sad and hurt and that makes him mad.

          He needs someone to hear his pain and click a “thumbs up” for his confused, consistent and ultimately tired rantings.

          At one time I thought he was just a troll that enjoyed getting a rise out of people. Now I believe that is his actual reality.

          It calls for true empathy. Chin up, ‘bird! You’ll be okay!

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  6. yourlame

    HMNY down 50% from your $20 plus buy and you are chirping at $11 ….. what a piker

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    • bushwacker2

      C’mon man. The CEO is a penny stock pro with a psychic hotline business to his cred. What’s not to like about HMNY?

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  7. ericbakerbruce

    More than half the kids coming to the door tonight are fat. They are getting raw broccoli.

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  8. bushwacker2

    Let’s go ‘stros!!!

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