Markets are in swag mode; the bitcoin nerds are tossing each other’s salads again, and I stand before you a proud man. I peer down upon my portfolio, my young adventurous portfolio of talent, and am truly heartened by its zeal.
Case in point: I’ve been donkey punched in HMNY for the past month or so, forcing me to reinvest at lower levels to reduce my basis. But look at it today — growing up quickly and scaring all of the shorts out of the shares. Truly magnificent.
Also, my HIIQ, an ironic ticker symbol considering my 155 IQ, is, yet again, trending higher. Upon the death of Obamacare, HIIQ will rock higher and kick down all of the gravestones of Barry’s healthcare debacle. It is the only healthcare stock that stands to benefit from the complete annihilation of Obamacare.
Other stocks in the portfolio making me proud include FIZZ, YELP, EDIT and COHR.
My latest addition, UCTT, is a stupendous company and I am grateful to own the shares off its 52 week highs.
As an aside, Netflix has suspended filming season 6 of House of Cards — because its main star is a fucking pedophile. Damned Hollywood.
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I have not heard that reference yet but you could be onto something w/ the pedophile reference to Spacey. Even though I am not sure if 14 y.o. would still classify as a “young child” pedophiles are typically attracted to. Biden is a pedophile for sure as he cannot help himself not to grope young children in public.
You are a piece of shit
Precisely.
14 is squarely in pedophile territory. How would you feel if it was your 14 year old daughter. Or son. What’s wrong with you?
Please get a grip. You are misinformed. Female of 14 y.o. is of child bearing age.
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Supposedly a terror attack in NYC. This should rip futures higher with bullish news.
Shut the fuck up dipshit.
Was this you as a child? Be honest. https://youtu.be/N9Ae0h2pd78
I will beat the fuck out of you, you fucking pencil neck prick. Go back to watching faggot ass super hero movies and asking Mommy for more cereal. Fuckboy extraordinaire.
When is the last time you saw stocks fall on a terrorist attack? The premise is that moar spending on security and moar spending on war is bullish for the market.
Yes markets go up always. Congratulations you fucking nipple neck cubefarm inhabitant.
Happy Pedoween! Lets all join the “resistance”.
Second happy pedoween today – what’s the refractory period here, 3 hours between sessions?
Damn. Religion of people in pieces struck again. Possibly. So much for the hijab wearing dead baby Jesus Pedoween costume playing well.
You ever stop thinking about homosexuality, transgenders and pedophilia?
He’s a closet fag so, um, no
Thanks for the validation. You satanic fucktards will never learn.
I doubt that ironbird is gay. Clearly curious, though.
More importantly he’s sad and hurt and that makes him mad.
He needs someone to hear his pain and click a “thumbs up” for his confused, consistent and ultimately tired rantings.
At one time I thought he was just a troll that enjoyed getting a rise out of people. Now I believe that is his actual reality.
It calls for true empathy. Chin up, ‘bird! You’ll be okay!
HMNY down 50% from your $20 plus buy and you are chirping at $11 ….. what a piker
C’mon man. The CEO is a penny stock pro with a psychic hotline business to his cred. What’s not to like about HMNY?
More than half the kids coming to the door tonight are fat. They are getting raw broccoli.
Let’s go ‘stros!!!