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Question of the Night: Who Gets to 7,000 First, the Nasdaq or Bitcoin?

Get in here faggots and offer your opinions.

It’s so great to have so many financial experts around me, as I am able to simply call upon many of you to provide me with the answers. Let’s not even think about a pullback or manners of limited potential downsides. No, money managers should never think about risk — only about how far they could press down on the fucking gas before thee whole thing explodes into a fiery ball of happiness and ebullience.

Along those lines and on this narrative, which will hit 7,000 first, the magnificent Nasdaq or the bountiful Bitcoin — which is widely regarded and revered as the “new currency” for a transgendered age of sybaritism.

In the event both markets trade down, please ignore that I posted this question tonight and only heed my latest stock picks. I wouldn’t want my pristine reputation tarnished on the internet, for I am reliant upon it for future income streams.

Thank you.

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12 comments

  1. mushroomz

    Check out the tasty divys that bitcoin is paying. Some tasty forks in BCC and BCG and coming up is the tastiest of all forked divy snacks, B2X. I suspect BTC will sandbag their earnings this Q but next Q is gonna be like 25K PER SHARE. Snazzy Nazzy will do 7k soon, very nice, very clean.

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  2. sarcrilege

    BTC@7K soon…w/i 3 mos. this tulipmania is not done yet for a while.

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  3. bobbin4apples

    BTC

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  4. aj

    $OSTK

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  5. bushwacker2

    Bitkwan, because the market is rigged.

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  6. bintercorp

    Bitcoin.

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  7. dae42

    How’s UVXY treating you? Great swap vs OSTK.

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    • hedge500

      How’s autism treating you? Have you managed to make a friend yet?

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  8. moneybagz

    Pretty sure Peter Thiel answered this yesterday. $70b in $BTC and $9T of notional value in gold.

    If $BTC is digital gold then it’s a no brainier. CRYPTOs FTW.

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  9. ironturd

    M and retail sure looking like buys right now

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  10. hedge500

    Dow 7000 first. Jk.

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  11. paganthal

    Bitcoin

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