What’s a man to think when he sees Ethereum up by 8% and Bitcoins down 3.5%? Am I supposed to go check the Reddit forums for news, or perhaps should I venture off to Github? I bet there’s some really hot white paper out there — some hot shot ICO about to come public — maybe a shoe shine store in Bushwick or a distillery in Queens? Whatever it is, I bet it’s gonna be great.
The Eurotrash are higher by 0.2% and copper is up 1%. That’s right ladies and germs, China is on fucking fire again. Get your copper here, while it’s fresh and hot, right out of the oven.
Bond yields are creeping higher and Dow futures are +63, while the snazzy nazzy up just 5.
Here are some meaningful headlines.
Biogen beats by $0.58, beats on revs
Fiat Chrysler beats by $0.08, misses on revs; reaffirms FY17 revs guidance
United Tech beats by $0.04, reports revs in-line; raises FY17 guidance
Warriors come out and plaaay! Great fucking movie. Walter Hill also did Hard Times with Charles Bronson. Check it out.
When this handsome, level-headed, very attractive, white, virile alpha male sees Ethereum up by 8% and Bitcoins down 3.5% he’s thinking btc were sold and eth bought.
As it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=vJxJVXbG_pQ