When the dust settles and all that could be said about the annihilation of the nascent asset class of cryptos, these stocks will measurably outperform, with the elegance of a splendid fall time New York City charitable ball, attended by gents in tuxedos and ladies draped in diamonds, swimming in perfume.
As the symphony plays and the genteel drift with dignity across the ballroom floor, the Bitcoiners will be crying inside of their showers, cowering whilst their pajama clad, beak nosed, wives hammer on the door for an explanation as to why their entire nest egg had been wiped out in digital currencies.
Little Johnny will have to attend state college and forget about lodging at an out of state Ivy, since all the money had been washed away in great fall of Bitcoin, the revenge of the Federal Reserve edition.
After a long night of drinking and dancing, the fine people at the NYC Fall time Charitable Ball will roll out of their beds, saunter into kitchens flooded with the warm yellow glow of the morning sun, and drink a wonderful cup of hot coffee. Bedecked in nighttime robes, they’ll open up their morning edition of the NY Times and see the following stocks, all higher, some with vigor, others faintly — and smile with comfort at the smeared ink and then take another sip of their wonderful coffee.
Tootsie Roll stock should very nicely I say. You young lads would do well to sell your bitcoins and invest in Tootsied Rolls!
Are you calling me Sidney?
Would that not be a hoot if the FED and other CB’s were the buyers of BTC, running it up to the moon, sucking suckers in with their FED printed confetti tickets and then dump BTC on the market with 99.99% loss to teach crypto-fannies a lesson in fiat manipulation.
It’s great that my loser DKS makes the list, but what is the correlation here, what the heck am I missing with these names?
They are simply the best of stocks, not because of any particular factor, other than the fact that I said they are.
Well my bag of DKS coukd not be any lower from my buy-in price, so I’ll go with that, especially since you warned me not to buy anything retail at the time. :-/
WTF?
altcoins… going… bananas…
This was expected after the Bitcoin Gold fork, but what is surprising is that Bitcoin itself is holding up. Wow.
that’s cuz btc is mostly concentrated in the hands of a few large players. No different than DeBeers controlling diamond market sans the volatility.
Booooolish charts.