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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Got Some Chart Breakouts; Analysts Hate ‘Em, Me Too

Looking for some action today, I played myself extolling the virtues of HIIQ. It was higher by 10% this morning and I could’ve taken some BIG DICKED gains, but instead I blogged about how great it was — watching it sliver down the banister for the balance of the day until it went down.

Semis have remained strong and oil caught a bid; but today everyone’s favorite sector is the utilities. We got some chart breakouts in the water utility space and no one gives a fuck.

I’d rather kill myself than buy Utes. I’m fully committed towards the destruction of my enemies, which means that I must make money in the horsemen that plotted to murder me back in 2014. PANW is doing swell and I am grateful for the opportunity to own it. I have a lot of irons in the fire and have been ‘dumping’ money in the market, almost on a daily basis. Mrs. Fly isn’t exactly thrilled about the specter of it all. Then again, she isn’t exactly privy either.

Sometimes a man must be a man — cavort around town with a walking cane — blowing pipe smoke and ashes into the faces of people passing by. Consider today “the day after Columbus Day”, a do-nothing purgatory waiting to blow out soon.

Seasonally speaking, we’re supposed to be crashing thru the fucking floor boards now — pipes and shit hitting us in our heads on the way down — rats nibbling at our noses while we come to.

As an aside, I haven’t permitted new blood to blog at iBC for a long time. We have a rich, storied, history of providing entertaining and professional grade advice in these halls. If you want to write for us, email me at Flybroker at Gmail.com.

I am only interested in young professionals who trade a lot, with a passion for writing.

Here’s another preview from my book, which is now on sale in a digital format. The fact that only TWO of you left reviews is fucking despicable. Get in there faggots and give me stars.

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25 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Some people on here asked me 3 years ago what would a normal market be to me. And generally saying I’m seeing “moon men”

    Marketwatch headline
    Investors face ‘extreme mental exhaustion’ in environment where nothing is ‘normal’
    Oct 10, 2017 3:04 p.m.

    Suck that purple-haze

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  2. hedge500

    I may be interested in writing with you after I grow my book a little more.
    Side note,
    Besides Dunkirk and maybe 3 others, 2017 has been a year of absolute rubbish being pumped through the cinemas and the money has agreed with this sentiment.
    Check out the line up for 2018:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbGdv0yb5r4
    I’ve never seen a line up of this caliber. These are all monster, box office shattering films – with AMC trading at $13.85 off 58% this year, Its something I’d keep an eye on.

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  3. acehood

    I bought but haven’t read it yet.

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  4. Devil Dog

    “…The fact that only TWO of you left reviews is fucking despicable…”

    Indeud. No doubt the iBankcoin punters are too busy liquidating their holdings before the s&p500 plunges to zero.

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  5. mongoosereflexes

    Fly you don’t mention NFLX very often, over valued pig or still wall st darling with moar gains to come?

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  6. joseph25

    Order placed

    October 10, 2017

    Total

    CDN$ 6.25

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  7. Dr. Fly

    I hope you enjoy it. If you do, I’ll continue the story.

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  8. skulduggery

    “I am only interested in young professionals who trade a lot, with a passion for writing.”
    That’s disappointing and seems narrow minded, but what do I know, I’m 50.

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  9. acehood

    EPMD, nice!

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  10. wolfdaddy

    I just ordered your stupid book. Looking forward to reading it in 3 hours when kindle finishes downloading on my piece of shit phone

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  11. Dr. Fly

    LEAVE REVIEWS, GOD DAMN IT.

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  12. dmfracer

    Trailing stops. The End.

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