I just got out of the shower, my third of the day. I hate to sweat, so whenever I do, I like to take a shower. On the matter of showers, I’ve had plenty of guests to my house over the years and I’ve never understood people who go to bed dirty, and rise bright and early to shower. You stupid fuckheads — you’re soiling your bed with your dirty bodies.
Anyone remotely serious about hygiene knows to shower at least twice per day, once at night and again in the morning. If forced to choose, the choice is simple — keep your bed clean and shower at night.
I shed about 1.25% today in my discretionary trades, a woeful display of investment acumen. I was bled out by FIZZ, OLED and others. I should not expect to recover said losses tomorrow, as I feel a wave coming and it’s geared to crash upon my head and ruin my weekend.
On the important matter of ‘dance orchestra’, who do you prefer: Al Bowlly, Ted Lewis or Ray Noble? Perhaps you’re into degenerate pop music and have no idea what I speak of. Maybe today I enlightened you to a better form of entertainment, other than the “hits” thrusted upon you by a bedraggled media.
My cough has taken on a baritone quality to it, which has perpetuated angst in House Fly — as I’ve become quite the burden. Do not worry, I am starving this fucking virus good and drinking lots of water bottles with vitamin c packets in it. I’ll be ready to play a game of croquet in no time at all.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter