iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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There’s No Way I Can Lose Here

Yellen made herself look like a fool today. For a brief moment, markets dropped and some of my positions took a turn lower. After a few minutes of introspective analysis, traders bought the fucking dip and the post Fed announcement had been erased.

Aside my quantitative trades, I am very much invested in a slew, mind you, of discretionary ideas.

Here’s what I know to be true.

XIV will be sold at $95 or better.

UAN was an is an emergency buy. The price target is undetermined at this time.

SMI cannot help but to trade higher.

PGTI needs more hurricanes.

FIZZ — feeling parched yet?

OLED is, without question, moving higher.

FEYE was supposed to be my revenge trade, but it seems to me that the revenge is theirs, yet again.

I have a few irons in the fire, aside from the above picks. Quite honestly, I am sweating like a fat sloppy hog now, likely due to whatever ailment I’ve been afflicted with.

 

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24 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Deepstate making the 3 green index move. They won’t get naz in 8 minutes.
    you wont get it

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  2. it is showtime

    OMG. 968 VIX. THAT IS HILARIOUS THAT’S HOW MUCH FORCE IT’S TAKING TO MOVE INDEXES IN THE LAST 10 MIN

    They’re losing power. Ha. Ha! Victory you fucks. You need a -.50 vix with a start at low 10 to move dow about 30 pts

    They
    are
    losing

    power

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    • lesurgeon

      You’ve been saying the same tired ass shit for too long.
      Sooner or later you’ll be right but the problem is ..nones going to give a shit.
      0-1000 is a shitty record.
      But I ain’t mad at ya, got nothing but love for ya..

      Out of curiosity, is English you first language?

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      • it is showtime

        It’s not about daily affirmation. Look at zh. The morons who write every so often about “Zh being chronically wrong” and “Crash has been ‘coming’ for 7 years”. So zh is a discarded mindless screwball website?

        2. Mad love back at ya
        3. It’s a chronicling of a commandeered financial system in a high tech age
        4 My entries often read in the style of dramatic-action movie. They make much more sense that way

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    • fryguy15

      showtime – what is it that you are trading? We want details so we can make a killing too.

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  3. speerothekid

    We’re all mammals and eat food from the same Earth.

    Eating carrots for a month deprives you of vital proteins and fats. His cancer is most commonly caused by nutritional deficiencies. You literally can’t live on that diet.

    He probably went on a juice cleanse and people think it was his diet. I heard he also washed his feet in toilets. Health icon.

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    • speerothekid

      Lol I mean really, now that I think about it, you can eat literally nothing for a month and be alive. Maybe that’ll be the next diet fad. People are already fasting.

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  4. natehois

    I’m not giving up on $FEYE… that is until I do

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  5. og

    This AMD + TSLA deal is very interesting. Wonder what happens to NVDA?

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  6. MSGT HARTMAN

    OAS +17%

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  7. bennyhill

    Hey Trumptards ever seen something called DATA before?

    Yea totally normal weather. Scientists and Gore warned you about this 15 years ago.

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earths-co2-could-spike-to-a-level-not-seen-since-the-dinosaurs/

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    • cancel19

      I bet your little brain can’t understand that H2O is the most abundant greenhouse molecule! Nuf sed asshole.

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    • cancel19

      Gore! Your little gender neutral priestess.

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    • moonshot

      Are you saying dinosaurs could come back? That would be so cool!

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      • heaterman

        Always wanted to try the .300 H and H on a TRex.
        You m thinking st lest 200 grain Nosler Partitions. Maybe even a Woodleigh solid.

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  8. natehois

    I had some vegan food over the weekend, it was fucking delicious, and cheap. You people who are afraid of vegan cuisine are more repelled by the people who throw their lifestyle in your face rather than the food itself. It’s not going to make you grow a pair of tits and make your balls fall off. Macros are macros. Be pro good-food rather than anti stigma. Your judgmental friends aren’t going to see you eating there anyways, they’re too busy watching hentai tentacle porn in their moms basements.

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