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FREE EXODUS FOR ALL

I just got back from power washing the side of the house. The way I figured, since I was running a very high fever and felt death at my transom, it’d make sense to balance myself upon a ladder and spray 1,700 PSI at the side of the house — getting all of the spores and mold into my face and eyes.

After I did that, I ventured off inside and thought I’d commit a brave act of generosity before I died. I am granting FREE Exodus trials for a period of 2 or 3 days, or whenever I start feeling better again.

Because I don’t have any tech at the moment, you’ll just have to email the old school way and request an entrance login.

Email me at [email protected]

If I should perish, well then, you’d have Exodus for life — free of charge. Do as you like.

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9 comments

  1. moonshot

    I’m trying to reconcile the idea of an immortal perishing. How does that work? Perhaps it’s the whole vegan thing.

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  2. dragun

    The Fly is dead! Long Live The Fly!

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  3. xkneelb4mex

    What a generous lord we have in the house today.

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  4. Dr. Fly

    Generosity is my middle name.

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  5. momsen92

    Bought today GNRC FIZZ CX FAST
    Considering ALB as a lithium play

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  6. cancel19

    As a yearly member of Exodus, I don’t want to see our gentleman’s Pelican Room filled with riff raff and hoodlums but, oh well whatever. 😉

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  7. mrcharlie

    Perhaps to feel better all you need is a pie with extra cheese from Conti’s for lunch and some echinacea and Zico water????

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