$OLED is in Beast Mode; Banks Won’t Collapse — Feeling Parched Yet?

My newly minted OLED position is off to a great start, as the Apple transition over to the technology causes widespread panic and supply chain angst. I intend to profit immensely by this discord, via OLED, or another means.

I sold out of FAZ. It didn’t work. The banks didn’t collapse. It’s a memory.

Moving on, I am still optimistic that we might see some sort of hurricane this year threaten the United Steaks, causing PGTI to gap higher once more. Also, volatility should begin to ramp up a bit, especially during the latter part of September. My XIV position is earmarked to be sold at $95. As the Lord is my witness right here, right now, I shall sell it at $95 or more, in the not-too-distant future.

Both SMI and FEYE are consolidating — nothing to worry about there. I am, however, eagerly awaiting the breakout of my FIZZ — which has tempered its violence to the upside over the past week or so. I imagine parents are busy with back to school activities, running around without adequate amounts of water flowing through their systems. Might I suggest venturing over to the local grocer to pick up a case or two of La Croix Mure Pepino?

Quit being an immense faggot and buy some now.