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Jose Expected to Regain Hurricane Status and Gun For Northeast Coast

Get your generators ready NY, Jose might be heading up here to blow away your over valued hovels. Recent models indicate Jose is making a comeback near the Bahamas and is expected to regain ‘Cane status today, then jog on towards the northeast in an attempt to destroy it.

From Dr. Masters

Jose is now completing its expected loop between the Caribbean and Bermuda, and the track forecast has become more straightforward. Our top track models—the European, GFS, and UKMET models—agree that Jose will continue west-northwest until about Saturday, then head northward toward a upper-level trough that will be sweeping through eastern Canada. By midweek, this northward movement is expected to segue into a more northeasterly track.

The main forecast challenge is how close Jose will get to the U.S. and Canadian coast. The 00Z Thursday runs of the three top track models all place Jose within several hundred miles of North Carolina’s Outer Banks by next Tuesday. Later in the week, Jose could make an even closer pass by Cape Cod and the Canadian Maritimes. At this point we can’t rule out the possibility that Jose will make landfall somewhere along the east coast of the U.S. or Canada. Of the 50 members of the 00Z Thursday ensemble run of the European model, a substantial minority bring Jose inland across the eastern U.S. (see Figure 3). However, only about 20% of the GFS ensemble members produce an eastern U.S. landfall (see Figure 2). The model guidance trended slightly westward overnight, so we’ll need to keep a close eye on any further trends in model guidance. NHC’s 5-day forecast on Thursday morning placed Jose about 250 miles east of North Carolina on Monday, and the “cone of uncertainty” included the Outer Banks.

I guarantee you this doesn’t make the news rounds today, so as a stock trader you might be able to get in on some hurricane stocks ahead of the crowd. The obvious ones are PGTI, LL, LOW and GNRC.

Wait, there’s more.

Two new systems just formed off the coast of Africa and are expected to become Tropical Depressions soon.

Separately, Hurricane Irma, aka Nothing Burger, has left the entire island of Barbuda without people for the first time in 300 years. Total and complete devastation. All 1,800 people have been evacuated.

“The damage is complete,” says Ambassador Ronald Sanders, who has served as Antigua and Barbuda’s ambassador to the U.S. since 2015. “For the first time in 300 years, there’s not a single living person on the island of Barbuda — a civilization that has existed on that island for over 300 years has now been extinguished.”

According to Sanders, Irma was “the most ferocious, cruel and merciless storm” in the island’s history. The hurricane was 378 miles wide when it descended on Barbuda, which is just 62 square miles.

“This was a huge monster,” he says. “The island and the people on the island had absolutely no chance.”

Evacuees from Barbuda were sent to Antigua, which did not suffer the same level of damage from Irma.

“We’ve had most of the people we’ve brought over to Antigua in shelters,” says Sanders. “We’ve tried to make living accommodations as good as humanly possible in these circumstances. Fortunately, we had planned ahead for this hurricane, and we had ordered supplies in from Miami and the United States before the hurricane hit.”

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17 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    Should’ve moved to Florida.

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  2. mrcharlie

    Living in an Asbury condo it’s at this time each year we keep hoping we don’t get wiped out. Then again this town is turning into lame Disneyland in a way. It might be due for a reality check, especially after getting kicked out of convention hall last nite so Meridien Health could host their corporate gala complete with acrobats and trapeze artists…wtf Fly?!!?

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    • Dr. Fly

      I was in Asbury a few weeks ago, at the Asbury Hotel. Odd place.

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      • mrcharlie

        I figured from the game of snooker you mentioned playin in the lobby. Really odd place. You’ll have to hit up Bond Street bar next time, my favorite haunt…cash only gents!

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      • derp

        Did you get a hotdog from windmill?

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  3. heaterman

    GNRC. Makin em as fast as they can right now and at least the next 2 quarters according to my inside guy there.

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  4. sarcrilege

    Nobody get any hopes up regarding Jose….another nothing. But CNN could make it look like something for the dumbbells.

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  5. hanging on

    Don’t worry Fly, I invite you and your family to my humble abode in Historic Belle Mead if your McMansion loses power. We’ll have the lights on, take a nice warm shower, enjoy the A/C while my wife makes everyone a nice carbonara, all with the sweet sound of a generator running out back. I have plenty of vodka, Chambord & pineapple juice to successfully shut down the toughest gentleman’s liver.

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  6. john_galt

    Jose will just brush the coast, a non-event.

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  7. bennyhill

    Oh just typical weather, right Trumptards?

    Oh wait…. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/antarctic-co2-hit-400-ppm-for-first-time-in-4-million-years/

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    • cancel19

      12 years without a major hurricane hitting the USA and all of a sudden global warming. What a fucking joke you libtards are!

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      • cancel19

        Scientific American today is not scientific or American. They have become a liberal rag. I threw away their last pink skinny magazine issue of gender bender shit. Gender is determined by your DNA. Prove me wrong libtards!

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  8. ironbird

    Jose is being brought here by no fault of his own.

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  9. numbersgame

    Jose is weaker and smaller than Irma, and faster than Harvey. Even at a very unlikely $1B in northeast destruction, it would still be a rounding error compared to Irma and Harvey.

    All I’ll say is that if it does cause flooding, you can bet that the NE states will try to tie future Harvey and Irma aid to Jose aid, even if the storm is a magnitude or two lower in destruction.

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