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FLY BUY: $FEYE (2014 VENDETTA, ULTRA REVENGE TRADING EDITION)

I sold GOOS after looking at some video at how they lay traps throughout Canada to catch Coyotes and starve them to death and then skin them for their fur, so rich faggots can sport them at their local ski resorts. It was funny for a minute. Then I looked at my dog and felt like laser beaming their HQ into the core of the earth. We can now root for their utter and total annihilation in harmony.

Speaking of which, I bought FEYE today, a stock that drove me fucking nuts back in early 2014. I think I rode that fucker down 40-50% in a few short weeks, piling good money into it after bad — applying a Martingale strategy that nearly led to my ruin. I have not been the same person, on this planet, since that occasion. Therefore, ergo, I felt it was incumbent upon myself to enact a stinging revenge upon this ticker symbol, which no doubt is the name of one of Satan’s children.

As an aside, the Exodus Quant strategy made moves today, reducing GLD and TLT to 5% each, allocating into the $1-5 billion market cap quintile.

All is good. Now let’s get one with this fucking revenge trade. I will be watching each and every tick.

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15 comments

  1. acehood

    You can always buy back into GOOS (higher).

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  2. cancel19

    Dr. Fly, is there a reason you really like FEYE moar than others in this sector? Buyout?

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  3. matt_bear

    so you wanna dance with one of the four horsemen again, eh?

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  4. aj

    $FEYE is overbought according to my quant strategy

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  5. heaterman

    Coyotes are vermin. A friend just posted that one got in their chicken coop (she sells free range eggs) and destroyed a half her flock. No one should feel remorse over coyote fur coat.

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  6. moosh

    Maybe the coyotes were only doing what animals do when they are hungry and can outsmart your friends coup? Even still, setting traps for prolonged animal deaths (traps are not coyote discriminate) just to make a fancy coat not worn for survival, is not cool in my book.

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  7. gudenaev

    When do the rest of the 4 horsemen get resurrected? What were they? FEYE, YELP, WDAY, and SPLK?

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  8. moosh

    The demons below the crusts fiery core of earth let go of FEYE to float higher all the way to riches…splk too

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  9. traderconfessions

    All these cyber security companies are toothless against the dick-pulling North Korean geeks.

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