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DOW FUTURES SOAR ON WEAKER THAN EXPECTED HURRICANE IRMA

It looks like Irma was a big nothing-burger. Sure, there are some down palmed trees and power lines — a little flooding here and there. But the ghastly predictions of apocalyptic rage being unleashed on Miami turned out to be nothing less than superficial nonsense.

Alas, global warmingfags have been BTFO again and Dow futures are higher by 100. Subsequently, gold is off by 0.75%.


Gents and ladies leisurely loot during Hurricane Irma.

The NIKKEI is running higher by 1% this evening too, on news that nuclear war with N. Korea has been postponed. All in all, we stand to make a fucking fortune with our UVE positions, whilst giving back a tad in the FAZ.

All reports now say Irma will be reduced to a cat 1 by the time it reaches Tampa.

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16 comments

  1. joyous__ending

    Sell the rally when one’s favorite overbought indicator is hit.

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  2. it is showtime

    Na. CBs fucking around. There was no pre-catastrophe drop. Usdjpy and other CB contrarian games. Any fags wanna jump in and say the green close tomorrow is because of investors, investor sentiment, and geopolitical “all clear”?

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  3. ironbird

    Irma the Red Pill Hurricane. Sorry Libtards. Florida will not sink into the ocean as Climate Change destroys the Earth.

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  4. sarcrilege

    You ladies know I am not prejudiced at all but all I saw in that video clip were fucking demented niggers looting that sneakers store. No white anti-zionist alpha supremacist (all handsome, virile and unusually attractive) male would stoop as low as these low-life niggers.

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    • ironturd

      Waiting for Cricket to applaud your racistfaggot ass

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      • ironbird

        Fuck you Turd. Not getting away with slander in these Hallowed Halls you son of a bitch. Cricket has nothing to do with it.

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        • ironturd

          Bird the #2 hatemonster in the comments circus, what’s up homie you think about any good dicks lately ya big tran-lover

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  5. mushroomz

    dude that is not the preferred nomenclature

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