Coke has a large position in MNST and have been mulling over buying the company for half a decade. Trading at 10x sales, no one I know believes MNST is grossly overvalued. Instead, they praise the power of the Monster brand as something that has intrinsic value and will be bought out by KO in due time.
The same must ring true with FIZZ (I AM LONG).
If PEP doesn’t man up and acquire FIZZ, a company crushing it in the grocery aisle selling faggotry sparkling water, they’d be doing their shareholders a grave disservice.
Valuing FIZZ is simple: 10-12x sales, just like MNST.
How, why? Their growth is greater and their ramp is young, unlike the mature energy soda racket.
A Pepsi buyout for FIZZ should range between $200-$250 per share. The longer they wait, the more expensive it will become — leaving them sorry, shaking their heads, stuck selling fucking garbage inside of trashcans dubbed as ‘soda’.
As an aside, people in Florida must be awfully parched now, trying to escape the nuclear hurricane. Perhaps they should stockpile on some apricot sparkling water.
Pepsi has no choice but to buy all of these cans out
LOL @ you always pumping. Have I mentioned I love those faggoty drinks?
I’ve never tried one. Too embarrassed to be caught on line with one of them.
I’ll let you know when they produce a masculine looking can. Maybe they’ll release a tobacco juice flavor. Yum.
I bet it would still taste like slightly flavored, watered down, flat something or other. I don’t get this stuff. Is it something you like at first or have to grow accustomed to?
Yes, everything else starts tasting too sweet after a while. I started drinking it a few years ago when I was on the Paleo diet. I crave it when it’s ice cold. I like the subtle flavors and the fizziness of the drink. Oh and it’s good with Vodka.
All I drink is this stuff now. Got healthy and kicked Coke to the curb.
Canada dry lemon lime seltzer is where it’s at cuz
Topochico is the goddamn future. When they go public it’s all over for every other drink.
We drink Topochico by the caseloads here in TX
The fuck is that
It’s the best shit ever. Had it in Austin 2 years back.
Great stuff
Regards
Chuck Bennett
It’s basically Mexican Perrier.
Mexican water. How ironic. I drink it too.
Jeezus…. vegan, imported water FROM MEXICO….. shaving your legs yet?
I love the big bobbles: snap, crackle, and pop!
Wouldn’t touch any carbonated shit no matter the flavour. Red wine and local well water only.
Sarc…. We all know you suck down some Zima
I had to look it up to know what Zima was:
https://tinyurl.com/j6srwlw
I thought it was some kinda energy drink until now. As they say, learn something new every day.
Damn I remember that stuff. We used to mix in watermelon liquor to sweeten it up. Ah, teenage drinking at it’s finest.
Those cans look like they are designed in the 90s. I’m gonna check out this mexi water of which you speak