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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Strong Flavored Crack Pick: Bought Into the Oil Patch

I don’t want to get to wild on my first day back to discretionary trading. After all, the market is a little weak and a barn buster of a ‘Cane is heading straight for the retards who live in Florida. I am sorry to be so insensitive to those living in Florida — but you live in Florida.

Having said that, take a look at HCI — a fucked up way to lose money off Floridian insurance.

Markets are off by 160 and the country is on the verge of armed nuclear and civil war. Ergo, I bought some OAS — because everyone wants to get back into the oil patch. WTI is higher by 3.3% and all of the fashionable people I know are getting in.

Don’t be afraid to lose vast sums of money during your journey towards equilibrium. “The Fly” is a champion of heroes, a crowd pleaser amongst the vast swaths and swarms of horrible people who make up our great industry. Exercise a modicum of decorum and join me as I explore the deepest bowels of risk, bringing new meaning to the word crazy. After all, it’s my money; I can lose it however I please.

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6 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Vegas is a good place too, … but not as rigged as stawk markets, which sucks.

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  2. dcolella15

    Welcome back. you have been hitting it out of the park with your blogs lately. I can’t wait to see the volume turned up once the excitement of discretionary trading is back in your life

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  3. bintercorp

    More crack picks and crack pics and/or clowns doing crack-pics, please.

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  4. stuckcity

    going to follow Fly on all of these trades. My only hope for a nice Christmas.
    Long $Oil. Long $umbrellas
    -Hack Broker

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  5. The Maven

    Crude oul? Are you out of your fucking mind?

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  6. The Maven

    Crude oil? Are you out of your fucking mind?

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