Ever since I was a young boy, I wanted to write a nice headline like that. Sad part is, it’s not entirely a fake news headline. Say what you want about Hillary “fucking” Clinton, Trump is doing exactly what we feared she’d do — head us down a ruinous path of war, bloodshed and fuckery.
Rich people.
The Dow Jones is down over 200 now, with the fag-heavy NASDAQ -71. All in all, this is a rather pedestrian decline. You should be concerned if the losses doubled from here.
On the risk off side, the 10yr is off nearly 8bps to 2.08%, sending my TLT higher again.
My quantitive positions are somewhat hedged by the 20% cash and GLD/TLT positions and my discretionary positions are getting ready for some big dicked gains (no homo).
The way I figure, nuclear war with China and “Best Korea” will cause oil prices to careen higher. Plus, it might dehydrate people, upping demand for refreshing beverages. As such, I am profusely long both FIZZ and OAS, with an FAZ hedge — because FUCK THE BANKS.
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These discretionary trades are like heroin.
Cheer up beautiful people, after a global nuclear holocaust money won’t matter anyway. So sleep soundly, as tomorrow is just another day. That is if you’ve not been vaporized, melted or turned to ashes.
Delivering and detonating nukes in high altitude (for best results) is the equivalent of moon landing. Makes good headlines and teevee though…
nonsense
Hillary would’ve definitely risked a nuclear war with North Korea over twitter, especially while dealing with two massive natural disasters.
LOCK HER UP
She was going for the big one ..with Russia. Syria no fly zone …missiles on Russia’sr doorstep …coup in Ukraine, etc
China, Japan, Russia will all be involved with Korea
Ahhhh. Fazmobile resurrection!
…waiting to hear news of the Yellowstone caldera coming to life here. That would be icing on the cake.
Dow 8,000 here we go! Yeehaaaa!