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Having Fun Yet? Getting Parched?

Is it merely a coincidence that on the day 100 NASDAQS were stolen from the National Treasury, Le Fly decided to step back into discretionary trading?

Perhaps.

One thing is indelibly clear, we’ve got work to do. Once the hydrogen bombs pop off, scores of people will be dehydrated. It is our duty, as peace loving Americans, to provide those in need with pamplemousse flavored sparkling water (pic related).

Laugh all you want, but it’s true. FIZZ is going, the fuck, higher.

Hedging the calamity to come is simple. Fuck the banks. Fuck the banks again. And then fuck the banks last.

Do it, via FAZ.

War requires oil. Trump is a madman. Get long OAS.

In the event you’re unsure, buy GLD and TLT and simply watch as markets begin to unravel and then implode. The coming crash is seasonally appropriate and will produce many “Old Man Scotts.”

Boy, this blogging is making me awfully thirsty. I believe it’s time for a La Croix, Kiwi Sandia flavored, carbonated water pop.


That’s not fucking me. I have way less hair.

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8 comments

  1. aj

    FIZZ reports today.you playing the earnings?

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  2. stuckcity

    I’ve seen this scenario before…
    Nice pic sir.

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  3. yourlame

    La Croix IS #1 drink for pole smokers !!!

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