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Markets Split Amongst the Haves and Have Nots

Mega cap stocks rose by 0.4%, while small caps stocks under $1b in cap shed 1.5%. That’s a staggering spread, isn’t it? I think we should leave off on that note, in a poetic metaphor that describes both the market and society as a whole.

By golly, I don’t know what I’d do if I was poor, sauntering around in the hot sun with 40 ounces of malted liquor in search of crack rock inside of my housing tenement. It must be a hard life for some of you.

Or, perhaps all of this worldly business is tedious and leads to unhappiness.

Who am I to judge how to live our your days.

I swapped my portfolio for mega caps today, and added TLT to the mix. It was a poor week for me, shedding 0.58%. My biggest loser was EXPE — because it’s an ass.

Off to the beach to get my Chris Christie on.

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18 comments

  1. ferd

    Who makes that amazing beach chair?

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  2. bennyhill

    Think I would rather wander Brooklyn with a 40 than blog at a keyboard from New Jersey.

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  3. tonka

    1.9% spread is staggering?

    Remember back in June when there was a one day spread of 6.9% between energy and tech?

    And here we are, continuing on like nothing happened.

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  4. mx2101

    Pharma Bro GUILTY

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  5. mx2101

    Would be devilishly delightful if Shkreli could be cell mate with suicide text girlfriend Michelle Carter. Made for each other.

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  6. heckler

    100 deg F in Seattle all the snowflakes are melting. Sad! Hot and smokey: the new normal.

    But let’s get real the Pacific Northwest has the most to gain from global warming. All you red state southern dick suckers are gonna get fucked. And SoCal is just gonna be one big Tijuana in 10 years. Better start learning Spanish fags

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    • moonshot

      You’ll all be underwater. Here in the Midwest near the nice big freshwater lake I think I’ll be fine.

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  7. unrelated

    Are you going to put your best Bernie on as well?

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  8. brvalentine

    The Trumpster weighs slashing Mortgage Tax Deduction. How many will lose their homes if this goes through? My guess: Millions

    Making Amerika Great Again~~

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-weighs-slashing-one-popular-tax-deductions-182402330.html

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    • MSGT HARTMAN

      The deduction can only be taken if you itemize your deductions. Furthermore, the standard deduction will be increased enough so that no one but the filthy rich will be able to use the deduction.

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  9. lesurgeon

    Pharma broooooooooooo

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  10. bushwacker2

    My ANET position fucking rocked the networks so I took the day off. The portfolio is up over 30% ytd, you faggot hecklers. Have a nice weekend all y’all blue state dick suckers.

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  11. clock

    …Or, perhaps all of this worldly business is tedious and leads to unhappiness…

    Some got it; some don’t.
    http://tinyurl.com/ybes2pd2
    …Get ’em Dan

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