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Macron and Trump Share Another Absurd Handshake

What did he mean by this folks?

The last time Macron and Trump shared a white knuckle handshake, Macron admitted to being a faggot about it.

“my handshake with him, it wasn’t innocent”

He wanted to “show he would not make small concessions, not even symbolic ones, but also not overdo things”

Body language experts, GET IN HERE and explain what the fuck this was all about — Macron acting like a chimpanzee on a banana tree (Trump’s hair being the bananas).

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7 comments

  1. ironbird

    Yeah. That Macron dude is a trip. Starting to like him a bit. Not sure why.

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  2. mensch

    He just wanted to make his mama proud seeing as how she was standing right there.

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  3. LongDouche

    Love blooms under a blue Parisian sky. He can’t keep his hands off Macron.

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  4. smarticusrex

    It’s handshake move that’s in all those bullshit ‘be a big deal’ books. The idea is you show you’re in control by being the one who holds onto the handshake. You decide when the handshake is over. lol. gayyyy.

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  5. sarcrilege

    odd,…since Trump is a germaphobe who hates shaking hands
    https://tinyurl.com/ydgcee7j

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