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Grandma Yellen Sports a Bubble Blazer Again: PREPARE FOR THE APOCALYPSE

Do you remember the last time Janet Yellen wore a bubble blazer? I sure as hell do, since I was embedded in a personal hell that was designed by my own hand — long the five fingers of the apocalypse (fist fucked) into motherfucking collapse. I lost a gazillion dollars and then Janet Yellen appeared on teevee with this retarded blazer — as if to mock my losses and say “ha, told you so, bubble basket, fucked face.”


Stylin’

The subsequent result of the last bubble blazer appearance was a whole lot of nothing.

You’re fucked now

Lo and behold, prepare for more nothingness. Or, maybe, just maybe, that stupid fucking jacket will usher in and bring forth the apocalypse.

Shit

In other Fed related news, here is Senator Warren, delusional, asking Yellen to remove the Wells Fargo board for permitting crimes and misdemeanors. Comically, she also asked that Yellen ‘regulate’ big banks.

Jog on.

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21 comments

  1. husaria

    You bring the blazer up
    ……. because? Is it that you have one too and you’re jealous because she looks better in it? Go visit the “pub” and chat up the “fellas”

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    • 99 lead balloons
      99 lead balloons

      is that a push up blazer or merely a really big breasted blazer.

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  2. sarcrilege

    Audit the FED, hang the entire board for running a ponzi scheme swindle and then end the FED already.

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    • fryguy15

      Sac – You are relentless. I applaud that.

      One suggestions, relax with the conspiracy theories. I get a kick out of a good bullshit theory myself, but in the end, they are in fact bullshit.

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      • sarcrilege

        Attorney Eliot Spitzer: “The Federal Reserve Is A Ponzi Scheme” – Inside The Fed’s Secret Pile Of TRASH Assets
        https://tinyurl.com/l8jwra
        How it works – exchanging debt with more debt:
        https://tinyurl.com/ybc8t6ef

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        • fryguy15

          Da fuq? Look pal, this is how it works…. I trade futures and options. The stupid numbers in my account go up. I transfer said numbers into another account. Shortly after, my wife spends these numbers. Rinse and repeat. ‘Merican dream. Would’t work without the Fed.

          Curious… how do you make your “debt”?

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          • sarcrilege

            Interesting that you would say “Would’t work without the Fed. ” Futures and options are contracts and already, in times of Augustus (27BC-14AD), we have banks and corporations with contracts, interest, and share trading on ancient exchanges. Large sums of money changed hands in Roman times. People purchased real estate, financed trade, and invested in the provinces occupied by the Roman legions.
            https://tinyurl.com/ycg92qp5

            See? 2017 years ago, futures and options traded on exchanges and No FED needed. Pretty good, no?

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  3. fryguy15

    Note the popped collar. Flossin’

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  4. soupbone

    Hideously dressed woman. She’s all yours, gladly. The fucking pattern almost causing flashbacks. I’m geriactri-phobic and she certainly fits the bill.

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  5. michael

    She needs a new stylist. Yikes.

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  6. duuude

    Izzat O’Bummer with the banjo ?

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  7. og

    She still might be better dressed that Hillary.

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  8. fryguy15

    Sac – you have a link for everything. Kind of impressive in a creepy way.

    But bro – you are missing the point. Those fuckers at the Fed have been rigging the market for years making it much easier for simple folk like me. You see, there is an implied edge to always be long. Wake up, buy a shitload of /NQ and call it a day. Buy that big ass house and a Benz for the wife. Without the Fed and their schemes, this all fall apart, so pipe down about ending the Fed. What are you, some kind of poor moron?

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    • sarcrilege

      Nope. I am taking the other side of all you gamblers. I am short fiat confetti, I make out like a bandit the moment FED goes down. I am shilling for selfish reasons, no other…

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      • peaches

        Oh dude. C’mon. Seriously?!? Physical gold in a safe with guns?

        Buy stocks sell some buy land sell some buy stocks sell some buy land sell some buy stocks. Precious metals are a speculative trade.

        You can’t grow timber or coca on a lump of metal. Can’t graze cattle on it either. It makes no sales and creates no cash flow.

        This is why the tribe got to run the planet. This is also why Spain should have ruled the world but just ended up with gold covered statues in pretty churches. What is with you guys?

        The bubbles never pop they just let the air out when they feel like buying more. Blackstone owns almost as much land as the Vatican now. Buy acreage. Grow timber. Overseas if you can.

        Your own literal neck of the woods is worth much more when the shit really hits the fan, if it ever does, than a piece of metal.

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      • georgiebest

        The Fed is needed for Interbank payments alone (Central Bank)

        Whatever is held on the Fed’s balance sheet means it is not held in the private economy balance sheet, it’s a transfer of risk.

        The US$ maybe described as fiat , though being backed by gold is nothing more than gold rock dug out of the ground with a value the market says it is.

        The US$ is backed by the US economy, which is backed up by the world’s most powerful economy and military, it’s false to sate the US$ is backed by nothing.

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  9. cancel19

    Love that interchange between Sac n Fry! Thanks Fly!!!

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  10. mx2101

    DC people take a holiday on wardrobe protocol during summer. It can be unnerving to see.

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  11. airborne

    Ordinarily the Fly assumes personal responsibility for a loser. Why this time blame Old Yeller for the obvious fact the you entered at the wrong time then held way to long??

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  12. samadamsvi

    This very old relic is a foreign interest controlled puppet with zero intelligence. Bet she has 10lbs of body hair.

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