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GOVERNOR CHRISTIE AUDITIONS FOR RADIO SPOT: How’d He Do?

Fucking communists from Montclair!

Anyone from NJ knows that people from Montclair are the very worst brand of people on the face of the earth. They cavort around their decadent nests naked, always perusing filthy pornography, eating the most decadent of chocolate cakes available.

Here is Chris Christie auditioning for a WFAN slot, correctly handling a Stalinist from Montclair who called him a ‘fat ass.’

“Governor, next time you want to sit on a beach that is closed to the entire world except you, you put your fat ass in a car and go to one that’s open to all your constituents,” Mike said.

“Interesting, Mike,” Christie said.

“What’s that, Gov?!” Mike fired back.

“You know, Mike,” Christie said. “I love getting calls from communists in Montclair.”

“You’re a bully, Governor!” Mike said. “And I don’t like bullies!”

“You’re swearing on the air, Mike. You’re a bum!” Christie said to his constituent.

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18 comments

  1. stfr

    HI Dr. Fly,

    What do you think about RAD. Do you think it can be worth $4.75/shr ?

    Here is the breakdown of it’s existing value.

    Cash from WAG deal 5,140,000,000
    Valuation of remaining stores (2,435 stores remaining * price/store in WAG deal of 2351326) = 5,725,480,320
    Valuation of PBM (EnvisionRX) 2,000,000,000
    Early Termination Fee received from WAG deal 325,000,000

    Less Debt of 8,000,000,000 (LT Debt + Current Accts Payable)

    Remaining Valuation : $5,190,480,319 (roughly $4.75/shr at 1,100,000,000 shrs outstanding)

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  2. sarcrilege

    Christie would have been a great VP, complementing Trump with hurling insults at the pinko marxist pedomedia and helping Trump fighting the deep state by calling them on their bolshevik propaganda.

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    • ferd

      WFT? Focus on how he sucks and put down your team Trump pom poms.

      Christie has never met a neocon warmonger policy he didn’t support or an Israeli expansionist policy he didn’t defend. Has sarc been kidnapped and reprogrammed?

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      • sarcrilege

        No, perhaps misinformed. Got link to Christies zio-nazi misdeeds so I can recalibrate and correct?

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          • sarcrilege

            Yiiikes! What a piece zionist filth that Christie is. Christie would have been a terrible VP. I mistakenly concluded that because Christie successfully prosecuted Jared Kushner’s felon daddy Charlie that Christie was a good guy. Furthermore, I figured that the reason why that Chabad-Lubavitch house cockroach Jared Kushner agitated against Christie was because Christie was not a zionist like Kushner. Shit, Christie must be shipped to Israel along with all the dual-shitizens in congress. Pronto.

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        • stevetheneighbor
          stevetheneighbor

          Mr. Sacrilege, you seem like a nice boychick and maybe you can help me. My boy Steve, Jr. thinks he is gay and wanted to march in the NY Pride parade a couple of weeks ago.
          Oy Vey!! Mrs. Steve and I think he is confused and a nice Zionist boy shouldn’t be gay. You know alot about Zionists and Jews so perhaps you can explain to him that a member of the Tribe shouldn’t be gay.
          P.S. Steve Jr. says he wants to meet you some day because he has never met a real live Nazi.
          And we miss you Mr. Fly in the old neighborhood.

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          • ferd

            LOL. Sarc does tend to get a bit general is his stone casting. When one is methodically lied to – by both commission and omission, it is human nature to swing to the opposing side. I see him as a caution sign to those who celebrate the hiding of truths and the vilification of open discussion. It always backfires.

            Agenda driven moderation is cowardly and toxic. Fly’s new neighborhood is better for truth discovery …and for all of us in the long run. And I’m sure he’s taken more heat from the investor class than we know. Balls out move by Fly.

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          • heaterman

            STEVETHENEIGHBOR!!!!

            Now there’s a blast from the past.
            Welcome back to the hallowed halls of IBC. 🙂

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          • stevetheneighbor
            stevetheneighbor

            Shalom Mr. Heaterman.

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          • sarcrilege

            I must refer you to Hussein Obama .. he is the authority on these issues. Perhaps your confused boy could ring him or Muchella up. And if this is “like father like son” situation, perhaps both of you could benefit from being enlightened by 0bamy:
            https://tinyurl.com/ybe4juhw

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          • stevetheneighbor
            stevetheneighbor

            That Hussein guy has some chutzpah and this Muchella is some goy.
            I’ll tell Steve, Jr.
            How did you know I was a member of the Satinist Banker group?
            I used to work at Chemical Bank on Staten Island many years ago. I was in charge of passing out the pens.

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  3. mx2101

    Isn’t WFAN pretty much true to sports? No doubt Christie will attract an audience, but eventually he will need to talk sports, unless WFAN intends to go in a different direction.
    My bet is WFAN will not go in a different direction. They might pair Christie with a credible sports talk co-host. Or wait a decent interval and move him to a weekend show.

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    • mx2101

      Continuing the thought- the co-host should be politically opposite from Christie.

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      • tradercaddy

        I actually listen to WFAN several times a week in the early AM while I have breakfast and he has subbed on the Boomer and Carton radio show a number of times. He is knowledgeable about sports and is entertaining. Putting aside his political background he would be a good sports radio person. He has the New Yawk attitude and can fire back at the caller when needed.

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      • mx2101

        One more comment- Christie may have no intention of taking this gig, even if it were offered to him. Media may be a stepping stone to elected office. It may be a way for a retired or losing candidate to earn a living and maintain visibility.

        I think Christie sees this as a way to speak to some of his base, and disrespect the media simultaneously. “you guys are nothing, losers. I can come in here and do what you do, no problem”

        The media generally fails when they try to fight a political battle. Most politicians cannot make it in media. Donald Trump is an notable exception.

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  4. The Alchemist

    thank God were almost done with the fail whale. at least jersey city’s credit got upgraded a couple times while he was trying to burn the joint down.

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