Face It Reader Class, “The Fly” is Just Better Than You

You get a D+ for flaccid effort.

I’ve been traversing these woods for the better half of the past decade. Over the years, many of you have come and gone. Some of you left when you thought I turned into Sean Hannity this past election cycle. A great many of you were decimated over the years — because you got greedy, risked too much, and then went back to punching clocks — unable to read my missives. But while all of that transpired, “The Fly” pressed on — persevering through difficult times of great apocalypse, coming out the other side a better man.

I stand before you today, reader class, at the very top of my game.

My undying quest has been, and always will be, to find a way to invest more efficiently, profitably, and most importantly with decorum. After all, what good is making money if it is being made by a savage animal?

Back to Exodus.

I’ve unlocked the true power of the software this past year. You might’ve missed out on this development, in between all of my screaming and RARE PEPE art expositions, graciously hosted here. The need for non-systematic, or stock monkey management, is over for me. I’ve developed a way, thanks to Exodus, to invest quantitatively — guided by rules that I’ve assigned beforehand. My next step with the software will be to transform it into a full blown quant, where users can create their own strategies without having to know the math or code that goes with building one. For me, this is the endgame. I know it in my bones — it will transform a great many of you craven nihilists into vibrant young men of society — beset with enough money to live an enjoyable life.

Today, both the Dow and SPY were nearly unch. But large cap tech outperformed. Luckily, or might I say presciently, I was positioned long mega cap tech into the meltup.

Face it already, you fucking faggots, “The Fly” is better than you.