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Vice President Pence Says America Will Return to the Moon and ‘Put Boots on the Face of Mars’

This is a prime example of a know-nothing politician making promises that will never be fulfilled.

According public records, the last time a human being went outside ‘low orbit’and traveled to the moon was in 1972, during the Apollo 17 mission. There are many who believe we never went to the moon and that Stanley Kubrick produced the first lunar landing. All that aside, it is a fact that we’ve not traveled outside the Van Allen radiation belt since 1972.

But here’s crazy Pence telling a group of people at NASA that we’re going back to the moon and will also ‘put boots on the face of Mars.’

Okie dokie.

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26 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce
    ericbakerbruce

    Indeed Kubrick’s lunar work was spectacular, as is most of his stuff.

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    • derp

      The Shining movie has nothing to do with the book. Kubrick told his wife he faked the landings. She telephoned a friend and passed it on. Kubrick was then beaten within an inch of his life. when Danny goes into room 237 he is wearing an Apollo 11 sweater. It’s 237,000 miles from the earth to the moon. And those two twin girls that are also not in the book? The Gemini missions.

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  2. sarcrilege

    This is a prime example of a know-nothing politicians distracting the plebiscite from real problems…like the thieving banking cabal with the FED in charge of defrauding them of fruits of their labor.

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  3. ironbird

    As long as the cookie cutter fits. Pence scares the fuck out of Libtards. Be afraid you scum. May the white haired little God live in your nightmares castrating you forever.

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    • iflyjetzzz

      And that’s why I laugh my ass off every time I hear a Dem seriously talking about impeaching Trump.

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    • longview

      I am a classic libtard and I like Pence. He talks slow.

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  4. john_galt

    Wait, Mars got oil?

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  5. iflyjetzzz

    Note that he never gave a timeframe for this. 100 years from now, likely. 10 years from now? Not so much.

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  6. og

    At least he’s smarter than Rick Perry.

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  7. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Why are cuckpots so obsessed with pedophilia? Maybe like those Evangelicals who railed against homosexuality and were found dicked in mouth. Oh.. right.. it’s the Podesta and Clinton child slavery/pedophile gang. You be creepy dudes.

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    • sarcrilege

      Riiiight,
      https://tinyurl.com/zodfuvw

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      • chuck bennett

        Ok,

        And the Vatican hasn’t been covering up for child rape all these years either. TC, you are an ignorant, deaf and blind little person. Are you not?

        Regards

        Chuck Bennett

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        • sarcrilege

          Under the pretense of celibacy (no sex w/ female), which is unnatural to males, Vatican attracted pedos and homos. No discussion here. However, what about the joomedia that calls “pedophilia” fake news?
          https://tinyurl.com/k3rvbh2

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        • traderconfessions
          traderconfessions

          Chuckie…Blind? … nope.. I can read your moronic gibberish 20/20. You mean the Vatican covered up child rape? Wow. When did that happen? Chas…Clever is not your thing so don’t bother.

          Always count on our resident joo-hater SAC to bring something meaningful to the conversation. But I’m sure you celebrate Dr. Ehrlich, a Jew, who invented Salvarsan, a cure for Syphilis. I mean I can only imagine the women who “date” such a suave and interesting man. I’m sure you’re dinner conversation is sparkling. Now go take that pill and get back to buying NAZI memorabilia on ebay. Geez you’re pathetic.

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          • uglyflint

            Rape ? Dude that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Pedo satanic ritualistic murders comes to mind.

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          • chuck bennett

            Ok,

            Not blind but deaf and ignorant you are.

            They have been covering it up for decades dummy.

            Have a clue TC. Maybe I will buy you one. Be a sport and give us your contact info.

            Did anyone see the sex / drug bust at the Vatican yesterday? Please share with our idiot friend TC.

            Frog has clearly killed herself, or has been fired from the public school she preached at And is now looking for work. So Let’s try and help TC for the time being.

            Regards

            Chuck Bennett

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          • The Maven

            The frogs and traderconfessions of the world (maggots) are drawn here like moths to a flame. They cannot help themselves…they are like the worst of the cucked CNN “journalists”, living in their own filth. Fun to watch!

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  8. longview

    ?

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  9. LongDouche

    Ahhh, there it is.

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  10. derp

    I guess TC is the resident fuckface now that Froggy is off astroturfing some other blog

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