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Two Hundred Forty One Years Ago America Declared Independence From Britain; Today, Oregon Issues Genderless Drivers Licenses

Two hundred and forty one years ago, our forefathers fought to declare its independence against evil tea taxers from England. Men like George Washington, John Hancock, and Thomas Jefferson envisioned a country free from the tyrannical grips of an oppressive government.

Today, the state of Oregon has declared its own independence, from the DNA helix that defines human life — issuing genderless drivers licenses, ceding order to the mentally ill who lobby them.

Congratulations to the .005% of the population that is now in control of the unhinged democratic party. Full steam ahead.

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27 comments

  1. derp

    So every licensed driver in Oregon is now a hermaphrodite. Sweet. They can literally go fuck themselves.

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  2. sarcrilege

    I was faked and deceived in my younger years – I was taught that human male/female determination was as simple as pairing of XY gonosomes. But now, thanks to breakthrough pinko marxist discoveries done by our millennial snowflakes, I am much smarter to know that our Earth is a flat, stationary, blueberry pancake which attracts the Sun to fly around it like a bee.

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  3. ironbird

    The West Coast is almost entirely lost to humanity. The nastiest fat pig with a mustache female. Thinks they rule. Thinks they are pretty. No joke. Land of the Skank meets the Twilight Zone with a shovel to the balls.

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  4. longview

    About 228 years ago, George Washington, a man who valued self-discipline, dignity, honor and his country above all became president. Today we have: TRUMP.

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    • ironbird

      Read a fucking book you libtard. Washington was a trippy dude. The similarities are monumental. Appearance mattered. A lot. For one little example. Happy Fourth you Commie.

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    • kopekon

      The similarities are more important: fiercely pro country and fiercely independent.

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  5. formergeek

    WE ARE SPARTA

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  6. cancel19

    Let the stupid DNC go straight (i.e. Oops genderless) to hell! Another party representing Real humans will take its place. Political parties come and go just like the old days. Happy 4th everyone!!!

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  7. Dr. Fly

    HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US.

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  8. LP

    Insane. But what do you expect from an area that shut down a Mexican food truck fun by white women because it stole opportunity or whatever from the Mexican people.

    The universe behaves like a big pendulum, events go extreme one way then the other. Oregon will not be happy when this pendulum reverses.

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  9. jacked rabbit

    You give a shit about the weirdest stuff, dude. Not Albert Einstein weird, but like Gary Busey weird. It’s kinda cool you get fired about such stuff.

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    • t.c.

      He’s just documenting the creeping insanity of cultural marxism. It’s the person that thinks a genderless society is possible ir desirable that is the weirdo.

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      • jacked rabbit

        To each his own, brother. Call me a weirdo, that’s what this country is about. I will keep my thoughts about you to myself.

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  10. roundwego

    What no ppt pumping for 4th of july? Shit, fed must be serious about reducing balance sheet.

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  11. bennyhill

    Humans have evolved folks, men no longer hunt for the food while the women work the farm and tend to the children. The genders are becoming equals and this blurs the gender line. Those who don’t see it will be viewed by history kind of the way we view southern slavery proponents during the civil war. Let’s face it, the elite coasts lead the psyche of our country, the rest of the rednecks eventually follow but it can take a looooong time.

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    • moosh

      The genders are “becoming” equals?
      Are you coming from fucking Pluto with this spewage? Humans are humans. We are all different and its a good thing, get used to it.

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    • sarcrilege

      There is no “genders are becoming equals and this blurs the gender line.” You have been deceived to believe that. This is pure social engineering.
      https://tinyurl.com/maym9gf
      https://tinyurl.com/y7f4cufc

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    • heaterman

      Benny I gotta ask..
      Do you seriously and actually believe what you just said there?

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    • heaterman

      A blurb popped up on my startup screen saying only 6% of STEM related college students are women. Like that was a problem to be addressed or something.
      We are also incessantly told that Silicone Valley has a dearth of women in the tech industry. Like that’s a bad thing.

      The fact of the matter is that those circumstances are completely normal. They may wiggle a few percent with much ado about it but they will never change.
      Do you know why Benny?
      It’s because make and female are different. One is not superior to the other, they are just “wired”differently.
      For example, the area of a female brain which processes problems of distance/time, speed and spatial relationship of things is smaller in a female than in a male. That is just one difference. Scientists and psychologists have identified over 100 such differences.
      This cannot be changed by an act of some state legislature. It is hard wired into our DNA by our Creator. Male and female will always be different and have divergent skill sets. One is not greater than the other because of it.

      https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/hope-relationships/201402/brain-differences-between-genders

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      • bennyhill

        You just referred to the Creator with uppercase C, that explains enough right there – no reasoning with you.

        Gender is simply more fluid than many of you care to accept. Sure most male types have dicks and female types don’t. But it’s a spectrum and as society begins accepting people for who they are and not pressuring them into societal constructs, the people at the edges of the spectrum start to challenge their biological gender. It’s normal when you live in a place where people are encourages to be individuals instead of living by a book of fairytales as Fly likes to say.

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    • t.c.

      Wrong Benny. It’s better to respect the gender differences instead of pretending they don’t exist. We need families- moms, dads, and kiddos to keep this thing going. Bending the roles too much has caused chaos as has normalizing homosexuality.

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      • bennyhill

        We have gay neighbors next door, both of their kids went to Ivy league school and are some of them most well grounded young adults I know.

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  12. chuck bennett

    Independence from our chromosomes.

    It’s about time.

    Fuck the 1 percent , the .005 percent is in power now.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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    • moosh

      For realz Chuck – let the elite coasts’ dumb ideas get squeezed out into the blue abyss?

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