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The Market Moronically Nosedived to Close the Quarter, Some Updates at iBankCoin

The half has ended with a moronic drop in the SPY to cap off a fun filled quarter.

No complaints here. The half was pleasant, with plenty of distractions to keep me thoroughly entertained. While I realize some of you despise me for discussing politics and espousing ‘hate-filled’ idealogies, you’re gonna have to trust me when I say ‘go fuck yuorself.’

A few things of EXTREME importance.

#1: The long awaited iBankCoin library is here, stocked with all of Option Addict’s archived bootcamps. You can purchase each episode for $39. I am iTunes now.

#2: I will be updating both the GARP portfolio and Bubblw Basket in Exodus this weekend. I’ve spent the better part of my night’s for the past 2 weeks concocting a portfolio

#3: Here’s the comprehensive rundown of the first half of 2017. Enjoy.

Happy Joolie 4th holiday weekend. Try not to blow your faces and fingers off with them firecrackers.

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20 comments

  1. UncleBuccs

    What’s everyone going to be sipping this Holiday weekend??? I’m contemplating cracking open a Del Maguey Chichicapa mezcal…

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    • joyous__ending

      Weather permitting, on Tuesday afternoon I plan to sit under a tree at 4:20 with a $20 bottle of red wine, a tofu dog submarine, and headphones tuned to a Michael Savage replay.

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    • boyaj

      Unc, I can’t drink anything mixed anymore so I’ve ventured in trying new liquors straight. I’m a scotch man first and foremost, and love a good bourbon (weller 12 year is my top choice). However, I’ve started sipping good rums, and a top choice of mine is called Plantation Pineapple. Highly recommend it.

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    • bushwacker2

      I shall be sipping a fifth of Hennessy for the Fourth.

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      • UncleBuccs

        5th on the 4th – a noble endeavor. Bushwacker, maybe you’ll consider switching things up with a quality Armagnac for a future celebration??

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  2. bushwacker2

    Apparently Fly has already started the sipping process, as I see a number of misspelled words and tomfoolery goings on in his pre-weekend/pre-Holyday post!

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  3. lesurgeon

    The IBC video Library is awesome. I’m excited to have the content to references and use you old farts as Mentors.
    Enjoy the 4th.

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  4. ironbird

    Happy Fourth to all the pathetic Libtard shills too. May this be the Year. Pink vise grips removed from testicles. Bernie bobble head removed from ass. Yes. You fuckheads can become Americans.

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  5. boyaj

    Happy 4th of July Dr. Fly, appreciate all the hard work you continue to put into iBC and Exodus. Someone should pull up the archives and post the Gentlemen’s Fourth of July Guide, my favorite holiday post of yours all time.

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  6. Po Pimp

    Holy shit, we’re 9 pts off the high. Oh the huge manatee!!!!

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Summahtime

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