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Trump: New Pipeline to Mexico Will Go ‘Right Under the Wall’; ‘CNN Is Fake News’

I am a lucky man. I am entreated to a rare form of entertainment on a daily basis, one that always surprises me without fail.

During his first press conference since calling out ‘Psycho Joe’ and ‘Low-IQ, Bloody Face Brzezinski’, Trump announced a new pipeline to Mexico that would go, mind you, ‘right under the wall’ — effectively defecating on our nice Mexican partners. And, he also managed to squeeze in another ‘CNN fake news’ jab.

This is surreal.

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13 comments

  1. dcolella15

    This is truly the best of times.

    “Right under the wall” Lmao.

    CNN is being bludgeoned…. They opened this Pandoras box, they deserve all of it.

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  2. sarcrilege

    CNN better come up with a better strategy quick cuz Trump enjoys getting dirty and taking no prisoners…that should be clear to all by now.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      SAC.. CNN’s rating are rocketing in direct relationship to Trump’s douchiness. You are totally wrong as usual.

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      • sarcrilege

        Are the CNN rating surveys done by the same prophets that did the surveys for election polls?

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  3. og

    I think he got this idea from El Chapo.

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  4. jacked rabbit

    News ain’t the only thing fake in those clips.

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  5. ironbird

    Some of us saw the Orange God for what he was over a year and a half ago. An Orange God.

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    • Cricket

      Gotcha. According to Roger Stone, during the 1970’s Nixon predicted that Trump would be President one day.

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  6. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Shecky Trump has a million of them…but the laughs are coming to an end… Uh oh..

    As originally reported by the left wing WSJ,,,

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/wsj-russians-discussed-sending-clinton-emails-to-flynn

    How do you spell collusion? Flynn’s lawyer was right… he certainly has a story to tell.

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  7. rigged game

    Why would we want to exchange our precious oil for
    worthless pieces of paper? Only lying lunatics would think
    that is a good idea.

    Leave the fuckin’ oil in OUR ground for future generations.

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    • chuck bennett

      Future generations ?

      Oil is on the way out my friend. Sell it while you can.

      If we really need it in 25 years, we will simply takes it from you Lowboski .

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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  8. Cricket

    Scott Adams is right: lefties have no sense of humor. Trump’s barbs are sending them into a spitting, foot stomping rage. Their answer? To double down on stupid. LOL.

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