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4D Multidimensional Tackle Football Chess Alert: Trump’s Attorney Livid With Media, Insisting the President Is Not Under Investigation

What in the actual fuck is going on here? I suppose the 4d chess is even a little too much for me to fathom. Let’s examine the timeline.

Trump tweets that he is under investigation from Rosenstein, sending the left wingers into a state of euphoria — thinking “this is it, the orange fucker is finally going to jail.”

Immediately, right wingtards take to the airwaves to declare this is all fuckery and that Mueller is an evil man hiring Hillary Clinton supporters to illegally remove a sitting President. The people on the right declared, “fuck Mueller.”

The left, while snorting lines of heroin and cock holstering, ignored the right-wing hysteria, instead focusing on the grande prize of seeing Trump and his family DIE IN FUCKING PRISON.

Then the President’s attorney appears on several Sunday talk shows, in a most belligerent and extreme manner, essentially telling Chris Wallace and Jake Tapper to fuck themselves: “THE PRESIDENT IS NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION.”


Leftwingtards commit suicide. Le end.

Oh, and regarding Mueller, there’s the inconvenient truth about him delivering uranium to Russia, via Wikileaks.

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18 comments

  1. duuude

    WTF ??? Stolen uranium ???

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    • duuude

      Presidential investigation about the stolen uranium…tomorrow… if they want this clownfuckery to stop.

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      • metalleg

        Mueller will find. Otho g because there is nothing to find.

        In the event he does have something on one of Trump’s team, then there’ll be an investsigation of the Uranium sale.

        Leverage.

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  2. moonshot

    I don’t think Mueller will dig up anything impeachable on Trump. He will indict someone though, to justify his existence and avoid being labeled a failure.

    I am also highly skeptical that he will investigate Hillary & Co., or Obama & Co., despite obvious evidence of unlawful actions by both.

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  3. dmfracer

    $SPX futures open flat. That’s a good sign after the latest political fuckery.

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  4. ironbird

    Wallace is the ultimate nepotism hack shill. Beta most likely queer. Possibly a woman in man drag.

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  5. stockslueth

    “Someone’s Got To Go To Prison, Ben” – National Treasure

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  6. roundwego

    Hedges crowded into small cap. Hum loOKs like tI’m to short it.

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    • moosh

      There is madd crazy money flowing into small caps, my guess is. Short away.

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  7. longview

    What’s going on here? I don’t know but don’t ask POTUS he seems confused himself.

    If POTUS is playing 4d whatever I think the heart of it is a strategy ala Vincent Gigante.

    It even fits with stories from early in his administration of him wandering the White House in his bathrobe flicking lightswitches.

    If they do try to make any charge stick, POTUS is building a good case for innocence due to mental incapacity.

    Think about it.

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  8. sarcrilege

    Just because Trump was not officially notified there was not an investigation does not mean there is no investigation. There’s at least a dozen coked up deep state lawyer schmucks looking for something, anything, to abort Trump’s presidency. The lawyers are not just having coffee on taxpayers’ dime.

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  9. Phileo99

    Is it just me, or does the guy on the left look like the guy on the right?

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  10. oilerua

    it’s just you phileo . it is severe

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