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Our Good Friends in the UAE Threaten 15 Years in Prison to Sympathizers of Qatar

The evil state of Qatar must be stopped, according to Saudi Arabia, UAE and other gulf states. In spite of the fact that CNN has learned that Russian hackers were responsible for the Qatar misunderstanding, the government of UAE is offering a free 15 years in prison for anyone who dares to sympathize with the bastard Qataris.

According to Reuters, the UAE Minister State of Affairs, Anwar Gargash, said his country would make ‘ironclad commitments’ to assuage people against funding terorrists.

“Strict and firm action will be taken against anyone who shows sympathy or any form of bias towards Qatar, or against anyone who objects to the position of the United Arab Emirates, whether it be through the means of social media, or any type of written, visual or verbal form,” Gulf News quoted UAE Attorney-General Hamad Saif al-Shamsi as saying.

In addition to jail, offenders will be fined a minimum of 500,000 dirhams ($136k).

Gargash hinted at further escalation, saying “You cannot rule out further measures. We hope that cooler heads will prevail, that wiser heads will prevail and we will not get to that.”

The Qataris are, obviously, saying they’re innocent, offering olive branches to sit down and discuss things like rational savages.

“We are willing to sit and talk,” Qatari Foreign Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman al-Thani told CNN late on Tuesday. He said his country was “protecting the world from potential terrorists”.

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  1. sarcrilege

    Good thing the Saudis wear white towels on their heads – otherwise one could confuse Saudis with ISIS wearing black towels on their heads.

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