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Trump Fires Back at Germany; The Restoration of Balance is Underway

Some of you might be nazi sympathizers, because you’re misguided. You haven’t thought it through. The German people, more or less, are our natural enemies. They are a barbarous people who have designs for world dominance.

Just last week, our gracious President offered his hand in friendship to Europe, and instead of being accepted and appreciated, it was squeezed.

The Franco-German alliance is an unholy one. The United States must do everything she can to crush them and prevent their ascension to power.

Today, President Trump is illuminating the fact that the Germans are bad people, some might say evil.

At the present, just 5 of the 28 utterly worthless nations in NATO pay their fair share. The German barbarians spend just 1.2% of their GDP on NATO, while we pay 3.6%.

Granted, 99.9% of the wars are fomented and conducted by America and the Germans are virtually a vassal state of America, we’d still appreciate a little more effort on their behalf.

Stocks are soft early on. Amazon hit $1,000. Oil stocks continue to slide, now off by 30% for 2017. Bond yield sink lower.

Summer trading is underway, along with the restoration of balance that places Germany and Merkel back where they belong: the fag box.

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44 comments

  1. wolfdaddy

    Time to get rid of their high maintenance pos cars here in the us. Last time I went to naziland, I saw zero American cars in the streets, only small shit diesel cars. Until they get rid of those, she can take her climate change and shove it up her ass

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    • TJWP

      Why would we drive American made cars in Europe? They are more expensive… I mean… if you had the option between a Ford or BMW/Mercedes for the same cost what would you pick?

      No offense: make better cars and you might sell more of them.

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  2. john_galt

    It’s not the Germans that are evil, but their globalist leaders. Same goes for the rest of Europe (with the exception of a very few states). BTW, we have the same issues over this side of the pond.

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  3. sarcrilege

    And you know what else? The bloody krauts also implant4ed a trojan horse right in the heart of South Carolina that creates employment by using US citizens for labor that cranks out close to 500,000 BMWs/year. That kinda aggression won’t stand, man.

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    • rigged game

      The ignorant hillbillies down there would work for 50 cents
      an hour, as long as there was no union.

      “Jobs, jobs, jobs”. What Redneck Dumfuks!

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      • ferd

        They’re dumfuks for electing Graham, Haley, et al …not for their willingness to work for a living. Are you some kind of commie, union-organizing, welfare queen?

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  4. mistermoe

    Jesus Christ – Putin’s plan for Russia to take over the US role is going swimmingly thanks to OJ Trump (Orange Julius). Alienating our allies by asking for lots of $ is a great way to lose our standing while the Soviet ambassadors plant devices in the Oval.

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    • john_galt

      The USSR ended in 1991 dumb-ass. Stop spewing fake news.

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      • acehood

        That’s what those commie bastards want you to think.

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        • john_galt

          There are currently more communists in the USA than in Russia. Proof: Bernie and his followers. If the DNC hadn’t skewed the leadership contest in favor of HRC, it is quite possible that we would have now a Commie as POTUS. It sure turned out well for Venezuela, no? Current Russia is more like the US back in the 80’s. Yes the Commie bastards and neocons over here all paint Russia in an ugly way because it is not yielding to the Globalist Nazis’ boot of world dominance.

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          • frog

            Bernie is a socialist. That is not the same as a Communist.

            But I don’t know why I bother to tell you idiots anything. You’re using the Right Wing dictionary of lies.

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      • mistermoe

        You are fake because John Galt is fiction bitch. We have all read Ayn Rand because she is a good writer, but worshipping it is a fools game.

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        • john_galt

          Call me what you want but you are still an ignorant dumb-ass or a paid troll.

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          • frog

            Yes, all people who don’t worship Ayn Rand must be paid trolls, LOL.

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          • mistermoe

            I am paid a good bit but not by OJ Trump like you.

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  5. stockslueth

    If they spent 3.6% they could take over the world, Pinky.

    “I hate Nazi’s” – Indiana Jones

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  6. speerothekid

    Isn’t this sort of like arguing over dropped pennies while uncle sam aka daddy warbucks is throwing hundreds into a furnace?

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  7. UncleBuccs

    DNC nut huggers are the only types observed flying commie flags out in public…. http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/07/photos-soviet-flags-fly-proudly-dnc-convention-march-philly/

    The fake Russian melodrama isn’t working….at all….

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  8. ironbird

    Germany is irrelevant. The region of Cuckistan formerly known as Europe is over. Had a nice run.

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  9. airborne

    Dear Dr Fly, sir,
    I have been an avid fan of your writing since you arrived on the blog scene with a thud reminiscent of a pigeon hitting a windshield. This is why I know you are just making this shit up. Actually, the Ambassador of Rude cambered off the plane angry that his increasingly smart wife didn’t want to hold his hand then proceeded to tell Europe that making money is more important that the survival of the planet. He can’t seem to get his quite reasonable policies accepted because doctors are still looking for the one diplomatic bone in his body and just can’t find it.
    You sir, are a man of dignity and probably consume the fine beer produced in Germany. My suggestion is that you drink Bud Light, as no one in Germany will. And I am sure you have down sized to a Caddy, well, just because you are a New York resident. Germans want to drive fine engineering, not shit from Detroit.
    But please, continue making shit up everday as I need to be entertained while guzzling fine German brew.
    Your Faithful Reader, who unlike the fag pussy president, is an honorable combat veteran.

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  10. bushwacker2

    Trump just needs to order a Code Red.

    https://youtu.be/9FnO3igOkOk

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  11. longview

    Why are we interested in restoring balance by weakening our own alliances and strengthening Russia?

    I missed a memo.

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    • mistermoe

      You are not stupid. You are one of us.

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    • john_galt

      Our alliances do not serve America but the 0.1% only.
      America is footing the bill for the rest of the so-called alliance which has been piggy-backing on us for way too long. Why can’t Japan, France, Germany, all very wealthy countries, contribute more for their safety? Why should the status-quo go on at our expense? Why should we poke the bear at the risk of destroying humanity through a nuclear war? Trump received a mandate by We The People to Make America Great Again, which by incidence is conflicting with the agenda of the ruling elite of the Western world. Whose side are you? The 0.1% or the 99.9%?

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      • frog

        Trump is with the .01%, the crony capitalist welfare queens. Look at his cabinet, for Chrissake. BTW, Ayn Rand had no love for crony capitalist welfare queens gorging at the public trough. She must be turning over in her grave, with Trump in office.

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        • john_galt

          I agree with you that his cabinet is full of snakes, but the same has been going on during Obama’s term and other former administrations. HRC would have been the continuation of former policies, but with a more sinister touch. Tell me what Hope and Change did you get after Obama left office? Did he stop the senseless wars? Did he make the world safer for Americans? How about the economy? Is the average American better-off after Obama’s term? Has any Wall Street banker, AIG, Fanny and Freddy’s executive been jailed for causing the greatest economic hardship since the Great Depression? I can go on like that the whole day.
          The greatest majority of the stuff we consume is made abroad whilst skilled Americans are jobless because of selfish Globalist policies. Our Congress is rotten to the core because we allow lobbyists to make our laws. Global corporations rule the world and they intend to keep it that way. Trump was brought into power by the People because of his message. Will he achieve what he promised? Unlikely as the Deep State is too strong for one man. All who voted for him understand that he needs to make compromises in order to attempt to change anything for the better. If Trump turns out to be like his predecessors, then I will happily ditch my support for him and dump him in the same fagbox as the other fuckers. Until then, I still have a sliver of hope that he will work for those who brought him into power.

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          • mistermoe

            Jesus Christ, he doesn’t give a fuck about any of you. He literally is making you pay tax dollars for his wife to stay in New York with the kid even though school is out while voting to cut health benefits for veterans and get rid of Meals on Wheels. He is like a caged animal being prodded with a stick. A wall is not going to lower your fucking insurance premium, it’s his way for him to have a distraction from the shitshow that is his presidency.

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  12. longview

    Also, how does Germany’s lack of interest in military spending indicate a desire for world dominance?

    But if you think they are interested in world dominance, why tell them to spend more on their military?

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    • TJWP

      Only a fool would confuse power and force.

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    • longview

      Are you saying the US should reduce it’s military spending, or that POTUS is a fool?

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    • john_galt

      Germany is the engine of Europe and has been always pushing for its extension to create new markets for its industries. Germany controls the euro, subjugating weaker economies (remember Greece?) to its diktat. How is this not an attempt to dominate the world? or at least the European continent? We are seeing “Deutschland über alles” policies being repeated again, but this time without the use of bombs (at least not yet).

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      • longview

        And that has to do with NATO how? You think we need to get Germany to spend so much on it’s military that its civilian economy is pinched? That’s the plan? Really?

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        • john_galt

          No that is what all Nato’s members agreed to.
          :Within the principle of common funding, all 28 members contribute according to an agreed cost-share formula, based on Gross National Income, which represents a small percentage of each member’s defence budget.

          Since Germany and others do not want to pay their fair share, maybe they should just leave NATO altogether? What say you? But no, Germany wants to have its cake and eat it too. Guess what, the free gravy ran out.

          http://www.nato.int/nato_static_fl2014/assets/pdf/pdf_2017_03/20170313_170313-pr2017-045.pdf

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  13. speculativepig
    speculativepig

    We only rebuild Germany twice…third time is a charm?

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    • john_galt

      After the 3rd time there will be nothing to rebuild

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      • frog

        There won’;t be any 3rd time. They’re far more sane than we are, at this point in time. We’ll be asking Germany to rebuild US, if we keep going at this rate.

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        • john_galt

          No we are going to build a big beautiful wall, Made in USA, to prevent your kind from further destroying this great nation.

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        • bushwacker2

          Frog–yeah right, Germany is more sane…why don’t you go live in Germany, which is overrun with Muslims. And don’t forget your hijab.

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  14. ironturd

    Praise Trumpgod in all his glory, we shall see the Greatness soon upon us, it shall rain winningship for Americans from all walks of life, and lay to waste our enemies who are essentially all other nations except for Russia, the Philippines, Saudi Arabia and Jyna.

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  15. frog

    An excellent article here on Germany, Europe & the U.S. An interesting and unusual perspective. For the 2 or 3 people here who read articles other than those on Right Wing fake news sites. Theweek.com is fairly neutral, having a variety of perspectives in their articles.

    How Trump shocked Europe into an overdue realignment
    http://theweek.com/articles/702226/how-trump-shocked-europe-into-overdue-realignment?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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